Robin Cook more specifically

The Crucial Three?

I’ve no idea who you are Sarah and quite frankly, I’m pretty sceptical that the home town you traduced even existed (exists) However, I do like the cut of your feisty jib. (are you allowed back yet and is Kirkcaldy still the nearest the imaginary town is to the rail network?)

I’ve no idea who you are Sarah and do not believe the place you traduced even existed (exists). However. I do like the cut of your

Oh sorry Johnnie I didn’t mean to be so much of a dick.

None of those for me…I’d go with in no particular order:

Sex Pistols
The Stranglers
Talking Heads
WIRE
Television
Ramones
Elvis Costello
The Clash
The Jam
Stiff Little Fingers

Absolutely no nod to the past. Bowie et al were so passé. Even with the benefit of hindsight I’m having none of it.

Gaun yersel Davy et al! Will be there both nights

The amazing smell of hops around Gorgie

Oh Christ the Skids red vinyl 12 inch was amazing. I borrowed it from my pal cos I helped him out with his SYS Geography Gorgie Land Use Survey xx

“On what basis are you guessing the length of the shark mate?”……..”Oh! Right! Ingenious !”

It’d be a much better film without the fucking Merlot!

This little beauty you mean Edwyn? Liked it so much I bought the t-shirt. Happy New Album day! See you in Newcastle on the 8th October my friend.

Never take an “e” with your whisky. The “Scotch” dinna like it..hoots mon!

Erm….yeah…my point…exactly….<checks home planet>

…and you smash into another vehicle causing several avoidable deaths…hey…at least you mimed well.

….can we add this to the classic…