Sakaali
@suomi-sakaali.bsky.social
Inefficient Manager, Cheese Enthusiast, Devourer of Bakery, Mild Warhammer Fan, Elf-hating human with a Dwarven heart
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Whispering Woods and unspeakable horrors that dwell in it will learn to fear the possibilities of my car remnant when Free Bird is playing
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Whispering Woods and unspeakable horrors that dwell in it will learn to fear the possibilities of my car remnant when Free Bird is playing
white bnuuy encounter
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
white bnuuy encounter
If there is one thing I truly hate about Christmas it is undeniably Christmas themed music that blasts out of every fucking store/ad/restaurant in every goddamn part of the world I've lived in. I hate it and I hope future generations will abolish this abominable "tradition".
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If there is one thing I truly hate about Christmas it is undeniably Christmas themed music that blasts out of every fucking store/ad/restaurant in every goddamn part of the world I've lived in. I hate it and I hope future generations will abolish this abominable "tradition".
xrMPE game with Dimon: starts
Without delay we both turn and shoot one another, which results in two hysterically wheezing corpses laying on the ground and the quickest game over we ever managed to pull off.
You have no idea how honored I am to share one singular brain cell with that man.
Without delay we both turn and shoot one another, which results in two hysterically wheezing corpses laying on the ground and the quickest game over we ever managed to pull off.
You have no idea how honored I am to share one singular brain cell with that man.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
xrMPE game with Dimon: starts
Without delay we both turn and shoot one another, which results in two hysterically wheezing corpses laying on the ground and the quickest game over we ever managed to pull off.
You have no idea how honored I am to share one singular brain cell with that man.
Without delay we both turn and shoot one another, which results in two hysterically wheezing corpses laying on the ground and the quickest game over we ever managed to pull off.
You have no idea how honored I am to share one singular brain cell with that man.
Damn, the new Wallace and Gromit movie brought me back to my childhood. Again.
I knew that I needed more Wallace and Gromit so badly in my life, but now I want even more. Maybe I should try to get that old Project Zoo game working?
I knew that I needed more Wallace and Gromit so badly in my life, but now I want even more. Maybe I should try to get that old Project Zoo game working?
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Damn, the new Wallace and Gromit movie brought me back to my childhood. Again.
I knew that I needed more Wallace and Gromit so badly in my life, but now I want even more. Maybe I should try to get that old Project Zoo game working?
I knew that I needed more Wallace and Gromit so badly in my life, but now I want even more. Maybe I should try to get that old Project Zoo game working?
Not an anime fan asked "hardcore", "diehard" anime fans to suggest him something to watch. Results?
"Bro, you gotta watch Evangelion it's peak"
"Bro, you gotta watch Evangelion it's peak"
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not an anime fan asked "hardcore", "diehard" anime fans to suggest him something to watch. Results?
"Bro, you gotta watch Evangelion it's peak"
"Bro, you gotta watch Evangelion it's peak"
Met a dog that radiates Uni energy.
Man, I want to adopt a dog so much... If only I wasn't a broke ass bitch with neither money nor job.
Man, I want to adopt a dog so much... If only I wasn't a broke ass bitch with neither money nor job.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Met a dog that radiates Uni energy.
Man, I want to adopt a dog so much... If only I wasn't a broke ass bitch with neither money nor job.
Man, I want to adopt a dog so much... If only I wasn't a broke ass bitch with neither money nor job.
I've got fuckin' squatters in my garage...
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I've got fuckin' squatters in my garage...
If I were a woman, I would definitely aim to become her.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If I were a woman, I would definitely aim to become her.
Tried RV There Yet to unwind a bit after finishing the main story of Pacific Drive and laughed my ass off right at the start. My buddy hopped into a driver seat, shifted into gear and instantly slammed into a rock, destroying 2/3 of the RV and looking at me in absolute shock.
I hate you, Dimitry.
I hate you, Dimitry.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tried RV There Yet to unwind a bit after finishing the main story of Pacific Drive and laughed my ass off right at the start. My buddy hopped into a driver seat, shifted into gear and instantly slammed into a rock, destroying 2/3 of the RV and looking at me in absolute shock.
I hate you, Dimitry.
I hate you, Dimitry.
These 40 hours were some of the best gaming experience I've ever had in all my life. Story, gameplay, convenient crafting, progression - all of it stellar in every aspect. I love this game as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3.
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
These 40 hours were some of the best gaming experience I've ever had in all my life. Story, gameplay, convenient crafting, progression - all of it stellar in every aspect. I love this game as much as I love Baldur's Gate 3.
I've reached a point in my life where my own plea for a "normal, peaceful life" sounds so batshit insane I laugh at myself.
Yeah, normal peaceful life. For you. Sure, funny man, here's 50 cents and a shit sandwich.
Yeah, normal peaceful life. For you. Sure, funny man, here's 50 cents and a shit sandwich.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I've reached a point in my life where my own plea for a "normal, peaceful life" sounds so batshit insane I laugh at myself.
Yeah, normal peaceful life. For you. Sure, funny man, here's 50 cents and a shit sandwich.
Yeah, normal peaceful life. For you. Sure, funny man, here's 50 cents and a shit sandwich.
Some say this weather is shit, but personally? I love it.
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Some say this weather is shit, but personally? I love it.
Okay, I woke up after getting out of bed and I really want to rant, so here goes:
TARKOV FUCKING SUCKS
This is the most tedious, unimaginably dull and genuinely terrible game design ever fucking put into a video game. Not to mention the rampant cheating amd assholes inhabiting the game's world.
TARKOV FUCKING SUCKS
This is the most tedious, unimaginably dull and genuinely terrible game design ever fucking put into a video game. Not to mention the rampant cheating amd assholes inhabiting the game's world.
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Okay, I woke up after getting out of bed and I really want to rant, so here goes:
TARKOV FUCKING SUCKS
This is the most tedious, unimaginably dull and genuinely terrible game design ever fucking put into a video game. Not to mention the rampant cheating amd assholes inhabiting the game's world.
TARKOV FUCKING SUCKS
This is the most tedious, unimaginably dull and genuinely terrible game design ever fucking put into a video game. Not to mention the rampant cheating amd assholes inhabiting the game's world.
Well that was unexpectedly fun
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Well that was unexpectedly fun
Finally realised that I'm a two faced cunt. I'm willing to hotbox a vegan with BBQ in a confined space, but will not tolerate being anywhere near a chain smoker.
DOUBLE STANDARDS
DOUBLE STANDARDS
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Finally realised that I'm a two faced cunt. I'm willing to hotbox a vegan with BBQ in a confined space, but will not tolerate being anywhere near a chain smoker.
DOUBLE STANDARDS
DOUBLE STANDARDS
Oh shit, spooky month, I totally forgot. Eternal Shame
October 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Oh shit, spooky month, I totally forgot. Eternal Shame
With the upcoming horror expansion for it, I felt an urge to say "Please, if you haven't already, please play Pacific Drive". It's really good, great even. It can be frustrating at times (fuck the Miyazaki-like swamps, I hate them with every fiber of my being), but it is well worth it, I assure you.
Pacific Drive | Release Date Trailer
YouTube video by Ironwood Studios
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
With the upcoming horror expansion for it, I felt an urge to say "Please, if you haven't already, please play Pacific Drive". It's really good, great even. It can be frustrating at times (fuck the Miyazaki-like swamps, I hate them with every fiber of my being), but it is well worth it, I assure you.
Jonathan's reactions to cursed guns is exatly how I look at some of the shit Scavs in Tarkov are carrying
October 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jonathan's reactions to cursed guns is exatly how I look at some of the shit Scavs in Tarkov are carrying
Me and the boys at every opportunity to turn a serious dnd campaign into an unintentional comedy
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me and the boys at every opportunity to turn a serious dnd campaign into an unintentional comedy
Gasmasks are peak. Too bad Tarkov has the most restrictive tactical barbie dress up system imaginable as I had to settle for the FUCKING multicam/mtp - I hate that pattern so much.
Fuck you Crye Precision for creating this abominable piece of shit and no, I don't care that it works better.
Fuck you Crye Precision for creating this abominable piece of shit and no, I don't care that it works better.
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Gasmasks are peak. Too bad Tarkov has the most restrictive tactical barbie dress up system imaginable as I had to settle for the FUCKING multicam/mtp - I hate that pattern so much.
Fuck you Crye Precision for creating this abominable piece of shit and no, I don't care that it works better.
Fuck you Crye Precision for creating this abominable piece of shit and no, I don't care that it works better.
I always had a soft spot for carry handle AR-15s: from Vietnam era to Gulf War, the carry handle supremacy held strong. Even if somewhat obsolete because of how easy it us to slap a basic red dot sight on anything these days. But some ways to mount a sight back then were... Exotic to say the least.
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I always had a soft spot for carry handle AR-15s: from Vietnam era to Gulf War, the carry handle supremacy held strong. Even if somewhat obsolete because of how easy it us to slap a basic red dot sight on anything these days. But some ways to mount a sight back then were... Exotic to say the least.
My sanity is null, my purpose - void
Fucking hate troubleshooting every modern game just to be able to play the fucking thing without the little shit crashing.
Fucking hate troubleshooting every modern game just to be able to play the fucking thing without the little shit crashing.
September 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My sanity is null, my purpose - void
Fucking hate troubleshooting every modern game just to be able to play the fucking thing without the little shit crashing.
Fucking hate troubleshooting every modern game just to be able to play the fucking thing without the little shit crashing.