you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you?

A ride in the Ninky Nonk awaits

Who do the @theguardian.com editors have more sympathy with do we think, judging by these 2 pictures shown for stories above one another on their homepage?

Amazing sub-heading to headline right now of the @nytimes.com . You don’t fucking say!

How could you vote no on this?