FedEx is our farce

…and the cost of care difference… pain management… I’m just so tired

Doctors just make shit up, I’m telling you. Here it’s worse with insurance involved. My insurance, not my doctor, straight up wouldn’t let me have bc after the age of 42. They also failed to diagnose peri.

Oh. We did.

Do not. I got one long ago. Used it ONCE and then it just sat on my counter taking up space. My trick for bread rising is to slightly heat the oven first, shut it off, and then let the dough get all warm inside.

My neighbor once put a damaged package outside our door with a note that said “it arrived at my house by mistake. It looked like this. You can check my security camera if you want”. And I thought that was lovely.

I have a foolproof recipe for those

Aaaah you beat me to it!

I’ve saved so much money boycotting things

The “mad sneezer” in our building moved out 3 months ago

Dude. I had to have this explained to me when we were at the mall and I questioned why there was a looooooong queue for a vending machine