To be fair, it's half based on "Fingersmith", half on Park Chan-wook's film adaption "The Handmaiden"; but every time I told somebody I was writing a #stolitz fic based on "The Handmaiden" I sensed a recoil. Turns out like 3/4 of them assumed I meant "The Handmaid's Tale."

Do you like creepy old houses? Lonely teenage boys who latch onto each other while totally alone in the world? Intricate descriptions of fancy outfits? Reinventing the wrist as an erogenous zone? Give my fic a shot! It won't rip your heart out and eat it! I promise!