The cats are entertained. I am entertained. They’re cute. They bring more life into the space. They make cool sounds. Sure, they shit, but you don’t even care.

I know I would be a good teacher. There are two things that immediately stop me from pursuing that career despite an immense need for them.

1. Risk of shootings/violence
2. Spread of illnesses due to lack of preventative measures

Per the cheese man