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🌸💕Sunny Crittenden 💕🌸
@sunnycrittenden.bsky.social
210 followers 72 following 460 posts
Textibitionist 📱👩🏼‍💻✍️ | Artist 🎨📸 | Muse 🤳🍑👸🏼🔞
OG camgirl (2001-2019), internet pioneer, woman in tech & entrepreneur from Barrie, Ontario, Canada 🤘🇨🇦
🌸✨ https://sunny.wtf 💀🎀
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed 📸
Sunny takes a full-length mirror selfie in her bedroom. She’s wearing a teal lace babydoll-style top over a black tank, jeans, and pink Converse sneakers. She has pink cat-eye glasses and a metal antler hairband on her head. She’s holding her phone, which has a skeleton-themed case. The room is decorated in her signature pink aesthetic, with shelves and artwork on the wall behind her, and a bed with a pink blanket to the right.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Just wanna put *why* I laughed so hard @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social post into context cuz Vance's tweets here are like, not a diss & also a lie? Travel agents still recommend tourists come here. The US? Not so much.
A screenshot of an X post by JD Vance. His profile photo shows him speaking at a podium, and his username is @JDVance with a verification badge. The post reads: “While I’m sure the causes are complicated, no nation has leaned more into ‘diversity is our strength, we don’t need a melting pot we have a salad bowl’ immigration insanity than Canada. It has the highest foreign-born share of the population in the entire G7 and its living standards have stagnated.” The X.com logo appears in the top right corner. A screenshot of an X post by JD Vance. His profile photo shows him speaking at a podium, and his handle @JDVance appears with a verification badge. The post reads: “And with all due respect to my Canadian friends, whose politics focus obsessively on the United States: your stagnating living standards have nothing to do with Donald Trump or whatever bogeyman the CBC tells you to blame. The fault lies with your leadership, elected by you.” Icons for replies, reposts, likes, views, and bookmarks appear below the text.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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My workroom renovation is almost finished! Contractor CLAIMS it'll be done on Sunday! 🤞
A small workroom mid-renovation with pale pink walls and bright pink trim around the window. Long pieces of pink-painted trim rest across two black sawhorses in the centre of the room. Tools, a level, a drill, and renovation supplies are scattered across the bare subfloor, and a softbox light stands to the right. The ceiling has an unfinished hole for a light fixture, and overall the space looks like an in-progress makeover in a cute pink aesthetic.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Will there be a wedding for Sunny & Harry tomorrow? Tune into @simsbunker.bsky.social tomorrow, on @extralife4kids.bsky.social Game Day to find out! 😅👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️🎮
Sunny kisses Harold on the cheek while they both wear bright blue Extra Life Game Day t-shirts, smiling in a cozy, brightly-decorated room.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Considering it's November 1st, I thought I'd post this reminder.

It's also available here as a free colouring page:
www.patreon.com/posts/142588...

"Stealing Food" © 2024 by Sunny Crittenden is licensed under CC BY-NC 4.0. To view a copy of this license, visit creativecommons.org/licenses/by-...
A cartoon illustration of a long-haired blonde girl with blue eyes standing against a pink background patterned with tiny skulls, wedges of swiss cheese, and elbow macaroni. She raises one hand in a stop gesture and has the other on her hip. A speech bubble above her says, “Remember kids, if you see someone stealing food: no you fucking didn’t.” Text at the bottom reads “@SunnyCrittenden” and “patreon.com/SunnyCrittenden.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This is the tie we just did today at the Taboo Sex Show in Toronto. We volunteer in the dungeon every year doing rope demos. 😊🐰🪢

#rope #ropeart #shibari #shibariart #ropebunny #nsfw #bondage
A blonde woman stands smiling in front of a bright red curtain at the Taboo Sex Show in Toronto, wearing pink glasses, cat ears, and an intricate pink and teal shibari rope harness over pale pink lingerie and white fishnet stockings. Her pose is relaxed and confident, and the overall look is playful and colourful.
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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My feed here is 100% porn, e-begging and doom. Here's a photo of me and @smudgeplease.bsky.social that are none of those things.
A woman with long blonde hair, pink cat-eye glasses, and a fuzzy pink sweater sits on a bed covered in pastel plush toys. She’s smiling down at something in front of her, with a cream-coloured siamese cat with bright blue eyes, sitting calmly in her lap with his paws neatly folded.
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Awwww my cat @smudgeplease.bsky.social doesn't have enough followers on Instagram to have access to any decent stats like what times people visit his profile. He only has 61 followers but needs 100. 😕 If you follow cats on IG, would you consider following him too? 😻🥺👉👈 www.instagram.com/smudgeplease
A cream coloured Siamese/Highland Lynx mix cat with dark ears, nose, and paws, sits inside a white photography lightbox. He’s positioned in front of a ring light, giving the appearance of posing for a professional photoshoot. His expression is relaxed and slightly smug, with his eyes half-closed. The setup suggests a behind-the-scenes look at a content creation session. A weekly social media schedule is visible on the light wooden desk beneath him.
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I'm making a zine to hand out at the Taboo Everything To Do With Sex Show in Toronto in 2 weeks! I finished the front & back covers today & will be printing it on neon pink paper! It's gonna be some verrry basic stuff for a 75% vanilla crowd! I swore ~*A LOT*~ getting this far! Tell me u like it! 😅
A black & white zine cover titled “You’ve Been A Very Good Girl” in a lo-fi, DIY, punk rock font, with little hand-drawn hearts, with "X"s slashed through them, scattered around. Below the title, the subtitle reads “A Beginner’s Guide to Kinky Fun” in a grungy font, followed by the author’s name, "by Sunny Crittenden". The image features a woman (Sunny) in rope bondage wearing white fuzzy bunny ears and large light-framed glasses. She looks downward with a soft smile. Two of Sunny's stylized "SunnyGrrrl" skull-and-bow drawings cover her bare breasts. The background is white, and the cover is designed to be printed on neon pink paper. A black & white back cover of a zine titled “You’ve Been A Very Good Girl.” The header reads “Where To Find Me” in a distressed-ransom-note-that's-been-photocopied-too-many-times style font. The page is divided into sections, each framed with bold subheadings and playful black doodles of hearts with "X"s through them and stars throughout. The text reads: • "Textibitionism" section • Instagram/Bluesky: @SunnyCrittenden • Website: SunnyCrittenden.com • Journal: patreon.com/sunnycrittenden • "Smudge, Please" section • Instagram/Bluesky: @SmudgePlease • "SunnyGrrrl" section • Instagram: @SunnyGrrrlCanada • Shop: SunnyGrrrl.com • "NSFW" section (surrounded by a hand-drawn oval): • FetLife: fetlife.com/sunnycrittenden • Fansly: fansly.com/sunnycrittenden • Photography: fetlife.com/sunnylandstudio • Art/Merch: fetlife.com/-sunnygrrrl- • “All My Links!” section • https://sunny.wtf The copyright reads “©2025 Sunny Crittenden”.
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Happy #ThrowbackThursday! This photo was taken April 1st, 2002, when I was 23, with my Sony Cybershot 1.3mp camera, by my then-fiance. I'd been a camgirl for ~6 months at this point & strange men were buying out my wishlist as fast as I could think of things to add to it! 🤯

#camgirl #oldschool
A photograph taken in the haze of a steamy bathroom, of a woman with long blonde hair in the shower, taken from the open glass door. You can see half of her bum, and her entire back. She is absently touching her left breast with her left hand and looking over her left shoulder toward the camera.
August 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I finished the 1st chapter and wrote the 1st draft of the prologue for my memoir this week, as well as wrote a 3300 word post about Instacart that I haven't posted anywhere & I'm not sure what to do with. Does anyone know what Substack is all about? Do a lot of folks use it? Should I start one? 🤔
A photograph of a home manicure/pedicure setup sitting on a desk made of light wood. On the left side of the picture, you can see 1/4 of a light pink lamp with a white lampshade and a pink woven basket. In front of the basket, there is a small oscillating fan with a hot pink base and fan blade. To the right of the fan, there is a transparent plastic bin with a black and white label that says "MANI/PEDI SUPPLIES" in capital letters, containing nail polish remover, cotton rounds, bottles of nail polish and other assorted mani/pedi sundries. In front of the bin are four nail polish type bottles of Sally Hansen Miracle Gel products: primer, pink Step 1, white Step 1, and a glitter Step 2 top coat. Next to the top coat is a large bottle of 99% Life brand isopropyl alcohol. Directly in front of the alcohol is a pair of pink jelly toe separators, metal nail art stamp plate and scraper. To the left of those, on the other side of the Miracle Gel bottles, is a transparent pink nail art stamper, a tiny square bottle of Butter London brand Melt Away Cuticle Exfoliator, and a glass Butter London brand cuticle pusher thing.
August 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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We combine it with a "fuck wedge". (I used to sell them in my shop, ignore the advertising on this image.)
An advertisement for pink and heart-shaped "fuck wedges", that were available at SunnyGrrrl.com.
August 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Happy #Caturday! @furrymenacesmudge.bsky.social is a big help when I leave my farmhouse in (new to me) Skyrim and I have to be brave because there's a scary ass motherfucking dragon out there! 🙀😰

#cat #cats #catsofinstagram #catsofbluesky
A colour photograph of a woman playing a video game on her Steam Deck, with her cat in her lap intently watching the screen. The "gaming" chair they are sitting in is pink, the woman is wrapped in a fuzzy pink blanket, her glasses are pink, and the sleeve on the Steam Deck is also pink. There are lots of pink things in the background, such as a microphone, wireless cell phone charger, keyboard and iMac. The cat is a cream, bicolour, blue point Highland Lynx.
August 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I took a nice photo of my boobs this week. 🎀🩷🌸

Blessing your timeline even though it isn't Tuesday. 🪄✨

Happy Friday!! 🙌

#breasts #boobs #camgirl #oldschool #pinkaesthetic #hellokitty #naturalbreasts #middleage

Btw, I have a Patreon!
patreon.com/sunnycritten...
A colour photograph of a Caucasian pair of voluptuous, natural female breasts with a dangling silver Hello Kitty pendant around the person's neck, surrounded by pink, fluffy-textured fabric.
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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A photo I took at my first rope jam, 4 years ago.

#shibari #ropeart #shibariart #futomomo #wildflowers #rope #photographer
A photo of a person's leg who is kneeling, with her leg tied in a futomomo, and wildflowers tucked into the rope. You can also see her teal dress and teal and the magenta paisley patterned blanket that is beneath her.
August 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Okay here's the funny, but embarrassing, video I made yesterday! Hope it makes someone smile! 😆 (Be kind! I'm 46 years old and can't sing for shit! 😅)

#DoYourBoobsHangLow #menopause #perimenopause #funny #stupidhumantricks
July 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Your timeline is too serious. Here's me unboxing a Labubu today naked. 🤷🏼‍♀️🪄✨
A topless woman with long, straight, blonde hair and pink glasses holding two unopened Labubu "Big Into Energy" snow globe blind boxes. A topless woman with long, straight, blonde hair and pink glasses pulling the tab of a Labubu "Big Into Energy" snow globe blind box. A topless woman with long, straight, blonde hair and pink glasses pulling the styrofoam out of a Labubu "Big Into Energy" snow globe blind box. A topless woman with long, straight, blonde hair and pink glasses holding a purple "Big Into Energy" snow globe that says "Luck" on the base and has a purple Labubu inside.
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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"I'm not messing up your paperwork, I promise!" 😇😸

#cat #cats #caturday #catsofbluesky
A photograph of a blue point, cream coloured highland lynx cat sitting among paperwork, a black stapler, pink post-it notes, a rose gold pen, a pink calculator, a white label maker, and pink file folders. Above his head is a ring light, tilted down so it looks like a halo.
June 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I planted this for all the people who tell me to "go out and touch grass" 👩🏼‍💻🛜🌐🌱🌤️
A photo of an office desk with a small, yellow planter shaped like a lemon sitting on it, that has LOTS of cat grass growing out of it. In the background are sheer pink curtains, a pink iMac, a pink phone charger, a pink iMac keyboard, and a white digital clock display. Beneath the planter, laminated to the desk, is a Cricut guide with boxes of pink, and black text all over it.
June 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Happy #TittyTuesday! 🌷
A photograph of a pair of Caucasian adult AFAB breasts with a 'Lemon Chiffon' tulip between them. The tulip is yellow at the base, and 'flames' into white at the tips.
June 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I'm very proud of the salad I made for lunch! ☀️🤩🥗

#food #foodporn #cooking #healthy #summer #carebears
A photo of a white and pink ceramic bowl with black dots around the edges, full of salad with green leaf lettuce, snow peas; orange, yellow and red cherry tomatoes; cucumbers, matchstick carrots, shredded old cheddar cheese, and radishes cut into starburst shapes decorating the top. Beside the salad is a clear bottle of yellow lemon garlic vinaigrette, and a small, yellow, plush Funshine Care Bear.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Me last night:
Laying in my pink egg chair in the backyard, wearing my Care Bears Oodie, smoking weed, eating candy, playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure and watching L.A. descend further into chaos as the fog rolled in around me.
A photograph from the point of view of a person sitting in a round egg chair covered in fairy lights. In the person's lap, you can see white fabric with Care Bears on it, and a pink Steam Deck with Hello Kitty Island Adventure on the screen. On a table in front of the person is a laptop with live footage of protests in Los Angeles with large flames in the background, a plate of candy straws, a notebook, a package of pre-roll joints, a Diet Coke and a citronella tiki torch.
June 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Well SOMEONE'S gotta post tits around here! 🤷🏼‍♀️
A photograph of a pair of bare, discombobulated Caucasian breasts belonging to a cis woman, with a delicate, peony-like white and blush tulip with a long green stem squeezed between them.
June 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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New bb bong, new weed, new nail polish, and my friend baked me cookies!
A photograph of a light-coloured wood desk. On the desk is a small, clean, clear bong with light pink accents and its bowl full of bright green cannabis, a ceramic plate with a pink cherry blossom design and two homemade chocolate chip cookies. Also on the desk is a hot pink bottle of nail polish, a woven fabric basket with cat ears and a painted cat face, and a small, pink, glittery, metal container. In the bottom right of the photo, is part of a Caucasian woman's foot with toenails painted in the same hot pink nail polish as is on the desk.
May 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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#ThrowbackThursday to a selfie I took in November 2003, when I was 24, using a timer. Shot with a Pentax Optio 33LF, which I would kill to have today.
A black and white photograph of a naked young woman with long, straight, blonde hair, sitting in a light coloured wing-back chair, with her elbows on her lap and her left finger in her mouth, looking at the camera with an expression I'm sorry but I don't know how to describe. Maybe someone in the comments has a better interpretation of her expression.
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM