Dear Sweet Oomfies,
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Dear Sweet Oomfies,
@sunnilabeouf.bsky.social
Tarded up. Lawyer.
“Bro, your date is cute but… I think she’s trans?”

“Haha, nah man, she’s all woman. She’s got pituitary gigantism.”
July 2, 2023 at 11:14 PM
This place would be better with rate limits.
July 2, 2023 at 4:29 PM
People bitch about Mexicans coming here in large numbers, and we obviously have issues with immigration enforcement. But those people idolize America.

But the fucking animals in France hate France and hate the French. Why did they come?
July 2, 2023 at 1:02 PM
I’d forgotten this app exists.
July 1, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Sigh.
July 1, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Sweet dumb girl.
May 8, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Mario characters as Soviet citizens in the 80s. Mario.
April 29, 2023 at 4:37 PM
I have twins. They turned 7 yesterday.
April 29, 2023 at 3:44 PM
So is @taylorlorenz.bsky.social disabled on here too?
April 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Man I love that everyone is just following the shit out of everyone else here.
April 13, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Once the core of my twitter friends find me on here, think I’ll fully doxx and just, uh, be nice.
April 12, 2023 at 5:26 PM
This place feels like a really nice neighborhood at the moment. Everyone is polite and well-educated.

But probably can’t succeed unless the brands, journos, hoes, and douche bags all join too. Sad!
April 12, 2023 at 4:20 PM
When you find out that one of your twitter buddies can’t get a sky invite.
April 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Anyway. Let’s be on brand here, yeah?
April 12, 2023 at 3:10 PM
This makes me want to be a dick, because it is patronizing.
A Code

I will be kind
I will not thirst
I will not sneer
I will not be bitter
I will repost judiciously
I will like all good replies
I will seek out good accounts, large or small
I will protect my feed with mutings and blocks
I will post creatively
I will post with craft
April 12, 2023 at 2:49 AM
So is this basically twitter but with a cleaner UI and good code? Is that the advantage?
April 11, 2023 at 10:33 PM
So do we call it TPOBS or…
April 11, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I don’t hate this!
April 11, 2023 at 5:27 PM