there is nothing more beautiful than the bond between a young lesbian and a 50+ y/o conservative woman. we've reached an understanding and most of it is because our job is thankless and soldiers in the trenches share an unbreakable camaraderie

this workday is dedicated to my cat, who woke me up for her breakfast and is the only reason i woke up at all

coworker update: she is trying to convince her husband that she hates that using moisturizer doesn't make him gay (but instead of saying gay, she made a limp wrist hand gesture)