BITCH! its me
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BITCH! its me
@suneaterstan.bsky.social
· Jan 18
if my psychiatrist tells u i have bipolar, shes lying
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“My wife wants me to come back home”
“My wife & I will discuss this & get back to you”
“My wife will beat yo ass”
Just practicing
“My wife & I will discuss this & get back to you”
“My wife will beat yo ass”
Just practicing
January 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“My wife wants me to come back home”
“My wife & I will discuss this & get back to you”
“My wife will beat yo ass”
Just practicing
“My wife & I will discuss this & get back to you”
“My wife will beat yo ass”
Just practicing
girl i just had to crawl throughout the whole house bc i fell and hit my head on tile, and i still dont think i need a mobility aid.
is this.. mental illness?
is this.. mental illness?
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
girl i just had to crawl throughout the whole house bc i fell and hit my head on tile, and i still dont think i need a mobility aid.
is this.. mental illness?
is this.. mental illness?
my gf is sm nicer than me in the workplace, she has whole conversations about interests w her coworkers
if someone asked me if i played marvel rivals while i was on the clock i fear id respond with “im at work earning a paycheck, idc what video games i play rn.”
if someone asked me if i played marvel rivals while i was on the clock i fear id respond with “im at work earning a paycheck, idc what video games i play rn.”
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
my gf is sm nicer than me in the workplace, she has whole conversations about interests w her coworkers
if someone asked me if i played marvel rivals while i was on the clock i fear id respond with “im at work earning a paycheck, idc what video games i play rn.”
if someone asked me if i played marvel rivals while i was on the clock i fear id respond with “im at work earning a paycheck, idc what video games i play rn.”
me organizing the closet i just walked back into
a woman is standing in a closet filled with clothes and picking a shirt .
ALT: a woman is standing in a closet filled with clothes and picking a shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
me organizing the closet i just walked back into
FUCKING CAPCUT? FUCKING CAPPPPCUUUTTT????
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
FUCKING CAPCUT? FUCKING CAPPPPCUUUTTT????
BIIITCHH OH MYGOOOODDD
January 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
BIIITCHH OH MYGOOOODDD
THEY FUCKING BANNED ONLINE SERVICES FOR CAPCUT
January 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
THEY FUCKING BANNED ONLINE SERVICES FOR CAPCUT
being savant in psychology is annoying bc some people deadass dont believe in psychology
like i promise u not everyone has obsessive thoughts that they have to fulfill compulsions to tame, theres a disorder to explain that and its almost never hidden well lmao
like i promise u not everyone has obsessive thoughts that they have to fulfill compulsions to tame, theres a disorder to explain that and its almost never hidden well lmao
January 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
being savant in psychology is annoying bc some people deadass dont believe in psychology
like i promise u not everyone has obsessive thoughts that they have to fulfill compulsions to tame, theres a disorder to explain that and its almost never hidden well lmao
like i promise u not everyone has obsessive thoughts that they have to fulfill compulsions to tame, theres a disorder to explain that and its almost never hidden well lmao
having to live with people who overstimulate u when ur manic should be illegal
January 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
having to live with people who overstimulate u when ur manic should be illegal
who needs antipsychotics when i can binge every smosh video and categorize them into “funny” and “comforting”
January 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
who needs antipsychotics when i can binge every smosh video and categorize them into “funny” and “comforting”
smosh hire me pls
ill only hide ketchup in ur soup like one time
ill only hide ketchup in ur soup like one time
January 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
smosh hire me pls
ill only hide ketchup in ur soup like one time
ill only hide ketchup in ur soup like one time
help why are they playing dress to impress irl and the theme is cat in the hat
January 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
help why are they playing dress to impress irl and the theme is cat in the hat
did i just watch a tetris orgy via smosh video
January 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
did i just watch a tetris orgy via smosh video
i miss trolling in tiktok lives by telling people they need more iron and that i ate all their iron supplements
January 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i miss trolling in tiktok lives by telling people they need more iron and that i ate all their iron supplements
the funny part is that i dont even have a psychiatrist rn LMAOOOO
if my psychiatrist tells u i have bipolar, shes lying
January 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the funny part is that i dont even have a psychiatrist rn LMAOOOO
scientology meeting but everytime they mention u paying them money angela from smosh shows up as her carnival character and screams the lyrics to disney songs as toad
January 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
scientology meeting but everytime they mention u paying them money angela from smosh shows up as her carnival character and screams the lyrics to disney songs as toad
i saw a yt comment on smosh that said “i hate that this is good content” and ive never related more than now
January 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i saw a yt comment on smosh that said “i hate that this is good content” and ive never related more than now
dont let a mf disrespect you, pour salt in their water when theyre not looking
January 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
dont let a mf disrespect you, pour salt in their water when theyre not looking
i need to be prescribed a lithium bath like im a roman
January 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i need to be prescribed a lithium bath like im a roman
mario kart but ur character has to stop and do the renegade every five miles
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
mario kart but ur character has to stop and do the renegade every five miles
ima put the con in condiments when i start a pyramid scheme selling kayostard (ketchup, mayo, mustard)
January 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ima put the con in condiments when i start a pyramid scheme selling kayostard (ketchup, mayo, mustard)
i wanna work at smosh and hide ketchup in everyones soup as a prank idk
January 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i wanna work at smosh and hide ketchup in everyones soup as a prank idk
what would ur therapist say about u consuming copious amounts of mustard tho
January 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
what would ur therapist say about u consuming copious amounts of mustard tho
if u could inject caffiene into steak fingers i would rn
January 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if u could inject caffiene into steak fingers i would rn
as an asthmatic i find it offensive when people can breathe well while moving ngl
January 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
as an asthmatic i find it offensive when people can breathe well while moving ngl