Suncrush
@suncrush.bsky.social
Out here trying to be the best person I can be.
He/him
He/him
That guy is too dumb to be worth arguing woth
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That guy is too dumb to be worth arguing woth
I think it tells us something about an ex-girlfriend who still lives rent-free in his head.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think it tells us something about an ex-girlfriend who still lives rent-free in his head.
And mammals go back 225 million years, about 90% of the age of the dinosaurs! But they have spent more than two-thirds of their history being small, squeaky and underfoot.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
And mammals go back 225 million years, about 90% of the age of the dinosaurs! But they have spent more than two-thirds of their history being small, squeaky and underfoot.
That is a far more generous hot take than mine was. You’re a better man than me today.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
That is a far more generous hot take than mine was. You’re a better man than me today.
I’m a professional teacher and homeschooling my own kids in the pandemic was miserable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m a professional teacher and homeschooling my own kids in the pandemic was miserable.
What party was Cuomo again?
Oh yeah. Right.
Oh yeah. Right.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What party was Cuomo again?
Oh yeah. Right.
Oh yeah. Right.
You can’t park there, man.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You can’t park there, man.
Same, but in an emergency, I’d certainly run out of garlic first
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Same, but in an emergency, I’d certainly run out of garlic first
2035 is Bobby’s last check. He negotiated eight-percent interest.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2035 is Bobby’s last check. He negotiated eight-percent interest.
How long are the Mets paying Bobby Bonilla and Darryl Strawberry?
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
How long are the Mets paying Bobby Bonilla and Darryl Strawberry?
Yo, miss me with the “a 9% margin is a squeaker of an election” take. The last guy to pull that off in a presidential election was Ronald fucking Reagan in an election the majority of Bluesky wasn’t even alive for.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yo, miss me with the “a 9% margin is a squeaker of an election” take. The last guy to pull that off in a presidential election was Ronald fucking Reagan in an election the majority of Bluesky wasn’t even alive for.
This is the answer, no matter the question.
“What comic should I read?”
“What life advice should I take?”
“What should we have for dinner?”
“Who should be the next Pope of Rome?”
“What comic should I read?”
“What life advice should I take?”
“What should we have for dinner?”
“Who should be the next Pope of Rome?”
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is the answer, no matter the question.
“What comic should I read?”
“What life advice should I take?”
“What should we have for dinner?”
“Who should be the next Pope of Rome?”
“What comic should I read?”
“What life advice should I take?”
“What should we have for dinner?”
“Who should be the next Pope of Rome?”
We really need to figure out how to break the enshitification cycle.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We really need to figure out how to break the enshitification cycle.
See also—wine.
Unrelated, my 18V Valvecaster is my favorite homemade pedal I’ve ever done.
Unrelated, my 18V Valvecaster is my favorite homemade pedal I’ve ever done.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
See also—wine.
Unrelated, my 18V Valvecaster is my favorite homemade pedal I’ve ever done.
Unrelated, my 18V Valvecaster is my favorite homemade pedal I’ve ever done.
Ah yes, stores, those famous voters.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ah yes, stores, those famous voters.
It’s ostensibly so they have one day of the week where the county is not flooded by all of Metro New York coming to shop.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s ostensibly so they have one day of the week where the county is not flooded by all of Metro New York coming to shop.
Every accusation is a confession part I don’t even know anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Every accusation is a confession part I don’t even know anymore.
Please, please, please use dynamite.
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Please, please, please use dynamite.
Let me ask a question. If your choices were a) guy who doesn’t think you should exist and b) guy who doesn’t think you should exist, which would you vote for?
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Let me ask a question. If your choices were a) guy who doesn’t think you should exist and b) guy who doesn’t think you should exist, which would you vote for?
The Korean text reads, “Seriously, every time I see this picture, I get so curious about what's going on.”
I choose to believe the adorable story in the English tweet.
I choose to believe the adorable story in the English tweet.
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Korean text reads, “Seriously, every time I see this picture, I get so curious about what's going on.”
I choose to believe the adorable story in the English tweet.
I choose to believe the adorable story in the English tweet.
Material prosperity like ample clean water and air?
Does your skull rattle when you shake your head?
Does your skull rattle when you shake your head?
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Material prosperity like ample clean water and air?
Does your skull rattle when you shake your head?
Does your skull rattle when you shake your head?
“St. Ignace—buy our souvenir t-shirts and we maybe won’t pepper spray your babies” is a hell of a slogan.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“St. Ignace—buy our souvenir t-shirts and we maybe won’t pepper spray your babies” is a hell of a slogan.
That’s certainly a testable hypothesis.
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That’s certainly a testable hypothesis.
What in blessed name of George Orwell is this shit?
You, and a bunch of other senators who aren’t up for reelection, sold us out.
You, and a bunch of other senators who aren’t up for reelection, sold us out.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
What in blessed name of George Orwell is this shit?
You, and a bunch of other senators who aren’t up for reelection, sold us out.
You, and a bunch of other senators who aren’t up for reelection, sold us out.