Mike Byrne
@sunbyrnemdb.bsky.social
Music lover. Home theater nerd. Football fan. Amateur bassist. Husband, father, dog dad. Mac nerd. Abandoned Twitter when 3rd-party clients were banned. Mastodon never really got there, so now here...
Today I had the pleasure of watching a professional (a tow truck driver) break into a locked car without leaving so much as a scratch. Took maybe 2 min. Fascinating process. A little more involved than the old school slim jim but still quite effective.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Today I had the pleasure of watching a professional (a tow truck driver) break into a locked car without leaving so much as a scratch. Took maybe 2 min. Fascinating process. A little more involved than the old school slim jim but still quite effective.
Forcing someone to watch the Texans’ offense against their will is, I’m pretty sure, a violation of the Geneva Convention.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Forcing someone to watch the Texans’ offense against their will is, I’m pretty sure, a violation of the Geneva Convention.
There’s offensive ineptitude, and there’s whatever the Texans were doing on x and 1.
I love my Texans but they can be hard to watch.
I love my Texans but they can be hard to watch.
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There’s offensive ineptitude, and there’s whatever the Texans were doing on x and 1.
I love my Texans but they can be hard to watch.
I love my Texans but they can be hard to watch.
Another huge call (or lack thereof) goes the Chiefs' way.
However, things are clearly changing—at least the announcers called it out. 2-3 years ago no way anything would have been said. Baby steps.
However, things are clearly changing—at least the announcers called it out. 2-3 years ago no way anything would have been said. Baby steps.
October 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Another huge call (or lack thereof) goes the Chiefs' way.
However, things are clearly changing—at least the announcers called it out. 2-3 years ago no way anything would have been said. Baby steps.
However, things are clearly changing—at least the announcers called it out. 2-3 years ago no way anything would have been said. Baby steps.
That was OPI when the Texans did the exact same thing yesterday. Just sayin’
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
That was OPI when the Texans did the exact same thing yesterday. Just sayin’
@zoekeating.com
Just dropped your name in a music recommendation thread on a speaker forum. First two replies were "impressive" and "Wow - this is so good!!!!!"
Just hoping to brighten your day.
Just dropped your name in a music recommendation thread on a speaker forum. First two replies were "impressive" and "Wow - this is so good!!!!!"
Just hoping to brighten your day.
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@zoekeating.com
Just dropped your name in a music recommendation thread on a speaker forum. First two replies were "impressive" and "Wow - this is so good!!!!!"
Just hoping to brighten your day.
Just dropped your name in a music recommendation thread on a speaker forum. First two replies were "impressive" and "Wow - this is so good!!!!!"
Just hoping to brighten your day.
Just watched the BEAT Live blu-ray. Pretty much a religious experience. Saw the show live twice and it's captured incredibly well. The 5.1 mix is also outstanding.
Thank you @tonylevin.bsky.social
Thank you @tonylevin.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just watched the BEAT Live blu-ray. Pretty much a religious experience. Saw the show live twice and it's captured incredibly well. The 5.1 mix is also outstanding.
Thank you @tonylevin.bsky.social
Thank you @tonylevin.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why would anyone pay attention to medical advice from someone who once in a press conference suggested that we try injecting bleach?
September 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why would anyone pay attention to medical advice from someone who once in a press conference suggested that we try injecting bleach?
Reposted by Mike Byrne
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There's a wrong way and a right way to report this
Texans are 0-3, but hey, the Colts had an off day. I mean, they still won by three touchdowns but they actually punted once! First time this season.
The Texans were the betting favorites to with the AFC South before the season started and now I can't even look.
#HoustonTexans
The Texans were the betting favorites to with the AFC South before the season started and now I can't even look.
#HoustonTexans
September 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Texans are 0-3, but hey, the Colts had an off day. I mean, they still won by three touchdowns but they actually punted once! First time this season.
The Texans were the betting favorites to with the AFC South before the season started and now I can't even look.
#HoustonTexans
The Texans were the betting favorites to with the AFC South before the season started and now I can't even look.
#HoustonTexans
If you're not watching Texans-Jaguars, you are missing a truly classic display of offensive ineptitude. Neither team deserves to win this one.
September 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you're not watching Texans-Jaguars, you are missing a truly classic display of offensive ineptitude. Neither team deserves to win this one.
Halloween must be coming up, because a whole lot of Jacksonville fans showed up today dressed as empty seats...
September 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Halloween must be coming up, because a whole lot of Jacksonville fans showed up today dressed as empty seats...
Last week I thought Georgia Tech might be good. Now I’m kinda thinking it’s just that Clemson is bad.
September 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Last week I thought Georgia Tech might be good. Now I’m kinda thinking it’s just that Clemson is bad.
Reposted by Mike Byrne
Why, no, Apple devices, I do not want to install an x.0 version of the operating system.
I will vaguely consider x.0.1 but won't actually do it until AT LEAST x.0.2, so you can stop asking for a while.
I will vaguely consider x.0.1 but won't actually do it until AT LEAST x.0.2, so you can stop asking for a while.
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why, no, Apple devices, I do not want to install an x.0 version of the operating system.
I will vaguely consider x.0.1 but won't actually do it until AT LEAST x.0.2, so you can stop asking for a while.
I will vaguely consider x.0.1 but won't actually do it until AT LEAST x.0.2, so you can stop asking for a while.
Reposted by Mike Byrne
btw this is why people are freaking out, it’s not that Jimmy Kimmel is everyone’s favorite comedian
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
btw this is why people are freaking out, it’s not that Jimmy Kimmel is everyone’s favorite comedian
September 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hate all this talk of banning the tush push.
If it’s so unstoppable why doesn’t everyone else do it?
And even if was more teams, so what? This is football. Man up and stop it.
If it’s so unstoppable why doesn’t everyone else do it?
And even if was more teams, so what? This is football. Man up and stop it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I hate all this talk of banning the tush push.
If it’s so unstoppable why doesn’t everyone else do it?
And even if was more teams, so what? This is football. Man up and stop it.
If it’s so unstoppable why doesn’t everyone else do it?
And even if was more teams, so what? This is football. Man up and stop it.
Wow, was that a game or what? Going to be hard to top week 1 SNF. What a crazy game.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
September 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Wow, was that a game or what? Going to be hard to top week 1 SNF. What a crazy game.
Go Bills!
Go Bills!
Wow, New Order's "Age of Consent" as the soundtrack for a Chevy commercial. Did not have that one on my bingo card.
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wow, New Order's "Age of Consent" as the soundtrack for a Chevy commercial. Did not have that one on my bingo card.
TIL that Wordle doesn't think "satan" is a word. Weird because you'd think people at the NYT read the news...
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
TIL that Wordle doesn't think "satan" is a word. Weird because you'd think people at the NYT read the news...
Music, and therefore art, is one of the greatest things in the world.
Thank you to those who make it.
Thank you to those who make it.
June 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Music, and therefore art, is one of the greatest things in the world.
Thank you to those who make it.
Thank you to those who make it.