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(thoughts are my own!)
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
well i for one think it's really cool that we went over a month without many federal workers being paid only for the dems to cave anyway! yesss i love being disappointed go off girl give us nothing!
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
wow i'm so glad we all learned from mamdani's campaign that making yourself a worthy candidate actually motivates people to vote! can't wait for the DNC to completely ignore this and ruin all of our lives
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
hey so can all the people who said they'd leave if zohran wins be out of here by christmas? i wanna go to the the bryant park winter market but it's always too crowded
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it's a good day to be an oat milk chugging bisexual
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
websites need to make blocking people easier
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
curtis sliwa and trisha paytas are two different versions of the same person and i will not be elaborating further
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.

Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
lack of representation for cats in pet stores is rooted in misogyny and i will NOT BE ELABORATING
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
yeah, you spent 127 hours with your arm pinned by a boulder... i have 127 hours in elden ring nightreign. i think it's safe to say which one was harder
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
maturing is realizing the "everything is a chemical" take is pedantic and annoying
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
remember folks, polling is only a prediction. we have to actually vote for it to count! please don't skip out on voting because we think mamdani has it in the bag - he only does if we vote for it.

TLDR pokémon GO to the polls
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
GAMER GIRLS FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI
October 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i hate when i get a package and it comes with a free tote bag like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this tote bag
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
who can i blame for it raining every friday/saturday in nyc? cuomo?
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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twitch.tv/eveningmelon

live with getting to messmer!
eveningmelon - Twitch
messmer eyes messmerize messer lies | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨
twitch.tv
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
mentally, i am still here
April 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they did WHAT with mohg? twitch.tv/eveningmelon
April 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
twitch.tv/eveningmelon

live with getting to messmer!
eveningmelon - Twitch
messmer eyes messmerize messer lies | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨
twitch.tv
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
twitch.tv/eveningmelon

live with exploring the dlc!
eveningmelon - Twitch
i finally beat rellana so now i can play the game again | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨
twitch.tv
March 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
watch me die to rellana 😭

twitch.tv/eveningmelon
eveningmelon - Twitch
once i stop having an aneurysm as soon as i get to phase two it's going to be SO over | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨
twitch.tv
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
a lot of people remember things called "floppy discs" but not many people remember their younger brother, "rock solid discs"
February 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
[in severance therapy]

your outie smells like shit. your outie doesn't wear deodorant
February 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️
February 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM