Summer Sandiego
@summerasana.bsky.social
Professional astrologer, former lawyer, and all-around pretty normal person. Book a reading with me at postsaturnastrology.com
See the thing is . . . when I see someone saying something like this and ALSO following JD Vance, I have questions. And suspicions.
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
See the thing is . . . when I see someone saying something like this and ALSO following JD Vance, I have questions. And suspicions.
Just thinking about this chart. The opening square of the current Saturn-Pluto cycle (which perfects right as Pluto rises), with Uranus, Mercury, and Mars all conjunct in Gemini (and all recently having trined Pluto). Neptune still in Aries, in an exact sextile with Pluto.
July 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just thinking about this chart. The opening square of the current Saturn-Pluto cycle (which perfects right as Pluto rises), with Uranus, Mercury, and Mars all conjunct in Gemini (and all recently having trined Pluto). Neptune still in Aries, in an exact sextile with Pluto.
I do!! The main thing is that in the workspace, the way the displayed chart looks is so cramped? Do you know how to adjust so all the glyphs aren’t on top of each other?
June 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I do!! The main thing is that in the workspace, the way the displayed chart looks is so cramped? Do you know how to adjust so all the glyphs aren’t on top of each other?
Oh!! Here’s another lady and a whole different account. Same Southern accent though. Same blonde hair. Same insistence that this Fruit of the Loom ass t-shirt and shorts is the cutest outfit ever.
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh!! Here’s another lady and a whole different account. Same Southern accent though. Same blonde hair. Same insistence that this Fruit of the Loom ass t-shirt and shorts is the cutest outfit ever.
OMG she’s back in blue. 😩
June 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
OMG she’s back in blue. 😩
I’m also on THIS list, what the fuuuuuuuck. 🙃
To set the record straight: I am not a cop, a veteran, or a member of the military, nor am I affiliated with any of the above. Nor do I ever post support for the above, so. I think the creator of this list might have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
To set the record straight: I am not a cop, a veteran, or a member of the military, nor am I affiliated with any of the above. Nor do I ever post support for the above, so. I think the creator of this list might have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
June 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’m also on THIS list, what the fuuuuuuuck. 🙃
To set the record straight: I am not a cop, a veteran, or a member of the military, nor am I affiliated with any of the above. Nor do I ever post support for the above, so. I think the creator of this list might have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
To set the record straight: I am not a cop, a veteran, or a member of the military, nor am I affiliated with any of the above. Nor do I ever post support for the above, so. I think the creator of this list might have taken a wrong turn somewhere.
What’s a poster you had on your wall growing up?
(I think this explains a lot, LMAO.)
(I think this explains a lot, LMAO.)
June 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What’s a poster you had on your wall growing up?
(I think this explains a lot, LMAO.)
(I think this explains a lot, LMAO.)
LOOK, here is that other ho!!! Different company; exact same set. Exact same aesthetic. Exact same type of blonde in a ball cap and costume jewelry and full face of makeup talking about how this is her go-to “mom” set. We are in Hell!
June 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
LOOK, here is that other ho!!! Different company; exact same set. Exact same aesthetic. Exact same type of blonde in a ball cap and costume jewelry and full face of makeup talking about how this is her go-to “mom” set. We are in Hell!
Instagram keeps showing me these MAGA-coded “hot moms” with Southern accents selling these basic ass knit sets accessorized w/ baseball hats, iced coffee, and excessive daytime jewelry & makeup. Not just this one company, either. There’s at least one other. Why, Lord? What did I do to deserve this?
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Instagram keeps showing me these MAGA-coded “hot moms” with Southern accents selling these basic ass knit sets accessorized w/ baseball hats, iced coffee, and excessive daytime jewelry & makeup. Not just this one company, either. There’s at least one other. Why, Lord? What did I do to deserve this?
Every time these banners are on an account the post is bad. Every time!
June 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Every time these banners are on an account the post is bad. Every time!
Without cheating. Share the last screenshot of an Astro chart you have in your phone
June 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Without cheating. Share the last screenshot of an Astro chart you have in your phone
This crisis calls for Emergency Bruce:
May 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This crisis calls for Emergency Bruce:
I quite literally have a 436 day streak. Why the tone.
May 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I quite literally have a 436 day streak. Why the tone.
DONE. I just sent a message saying that it’s very gross that they’re pretty much guaranteeing sick employees breathing in my face and in my coffee, and NO THANKS.
On the customer service page it redirects to, you can scroll down and send a message here:
On the customer service page it redirects to, you can scroll down and send a message here:
April 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
DONE. I just sent a message saying that it’s very gross that they’re pretty much guaranteeing sick employees breathing in my face and in my coffee, and NO THANKS.
On the customer service page it redirects to, you can scroll down and send a message here:
On the customer service page it redirects to, you can scroll down and send a message here:
Welp. I always talk about “I don’t really feel transits” but holy shit this has been psychotic.
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Welp. I always talk about “I don’t really feel transits” but holy shit this has been psychotic.
Duolingo has a lot of nerve asking me this at 11pm when it’s been harassing and threatening me to do a lesson before the clock strikes midnight. I’m not asleep because I fear you and you have me in a chokehold, is that what you want to hear, Duolingo???
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Duolingo has a lot of nerve asking me this at 11pm when it’s been harassing and threatening me to do a lesson before the clock strikes midnight. I’m not asleep because I fear you and you have me in a chokehold, is that what you want to hear, Duolingo???
Something David Lynch, may he RIP, never said:
March 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Something David Lynch, may he RIP, never said: