im still in shock

Ha

bye bitch #auspol

currently discovering my male friend is in a red flag situationship

to be fair tho i had it coming when i told them "please feel free to let me know if i'm sounding too kindergarten teacher!!!"

me: [reading worksheet instructions]
teen kid : "ok you're sounding way too kindergarten teacher"
me:

dance monkey dethroned

facebook becomes tolerable when u just mute everyone from high school and join community groups. the drama in my local Lost and Found Pets page is crazy rn.

this is me

so the wicked novel is free on kindle and this is literally the second page oh boy im in for a wild ride