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Chapter 3: warmed the heart of one abhorred now posted! Featuring an extended mirror sex scene (that nearly cost me my sanity) and probably the upper limit of acceptable dog/creature puns #nsfw #dramione

archiveofourown.org/works/605172...
A maroon background. A photo of a woman pressing her hand to a mirror while looking away so her face is not reflected in the glass, with a black filagree frame. There is a faded watermark-style full moon overlapping the frame and the background. White cursive text reads: "where wolves fear to prey" above the frame and below it "by SultryNuns"
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A year later, I took a one-shot in which Draco Malfoy tries to top Werewolf Hermione into self acceptance and then I made it so much weirder. Behold, the angstiest thing I've ever written:

where wolves fear to prey (2/4 chapters posted)
archiveofourown.org/works/605172...
#dramione
A mauve backdrop with an image of a desaturated blood moon visible through a sparse tree. A woman holds herself, facing away from the camera. The ridges of her spine are visible. Overlaid: white cursive text that reads "where wolves fear to prey" and lower, "by Sultry Nuns" A mauve backdrop with a wolf howling at a desaturated, warm photo of a glowing moon and a tree in stark relief against the sky. Overlaid, white cursive text that reads: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Werewolf Hermione, Monsterfucker Draco Malfoy, Existential Angst, D/s Undertones, Praise Kink, Self-Worth Issues, would you still love me if I was a wolf?
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Yes, yes I'm back on my heretical demon-fucking dramione bullshit once more
a google search bar with the search phrase "bible quotes about kneeling"
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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#dramione #nsfw #dhrwipwednesday May I present my as-yet-untitled Manor Pet Rescue fic, ft my fav anime romcom tropes, forced cohabitation, and a Malfoy Manor overrun with animal friends of all kinds. cw: accidental voyeurism, asshole cat
Photo of Malfoy Manor in daytime with poorly edited photos of cats, dogs, chickens, horses, mice, a snake, a chameleon, and paw prints down the walkway to the manor. Text overlay reads "[Malfoy Pet Rescue]" -- a placeholder title for this WIP. By the time she reaches Malfoy’s door, Darwin is in view, staring her down as if to say Come closer and I’ll scarper away. She slows, a whimper—not the cat’s—reaching her ear. She wants to check on her flatmate, but then she hears a decidedly more pleasured, less pained moan. “Oh, right there, just like that, yes.” Malfoy’s voice breaks through the quiet of the hall. There’s a guttural moan and then the mind-altering follow up of: “You’re so good, aren’t you? I knew it. Good fucking girl.” Hermione looks about the hall as though she might find someone to share in this horror with her. There’s only the feline menace and Malfoy’s voice, deep and desperate as he praises a witch for, to quote, “taking my cock so well.” One day she’ll die, ancient and hopefully surrounded by loved ones, and she just knows this moment will flash behind her eyes and ring through her age-deafened ears. The resonant hum of Malfoy’s voice saying the words my cock to someone who is apparently quite skilled at taking it. She ought not to intrude, but her second thought—after that more moribund one—is to wonder if there’s actually anyone in there with him, and if not, who Malfoy might get off imagining. Meanwhile, she glares at Darwin, who refuses to approach her crouched form, nor her outstretched offer of dried salmon. Instead, her shittiest fur son stays ready to sprint away, one paw lifted, eyes full of mischief. She hisses at him, to no avail. “Darwin, pspsps, you utter fuck.” The feline utter fuck in question looks on with cat-typical contempt. As she listens—because of course she’s listening very intently now—she realises it’s just Malfoy alone in his room, nearing his climax, and being really fucking mouthy about it. The sounds escaping his room are obscene. Slapping skin—his cock must be so wet, and she wonders if it’s precum or if he’s the sort who makes a real event of a wank with lotion or a lubrication charm—and little grunts, and god, delicious, debauching words. “Oh— I’m so close,…
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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#dramione #nsfw
Chapter 7 of RealVenus_FauxFurs now live and!!! featuring a bit I committed way too hard to (pls check the author notes).

Extra Draco POV means extra horny--I don't make the rules.

archiveofourown.org/works/587022...
Black background image with a small gray teapot and a white cup and saucer emitting steam atop a slatted wood table. There is white text overlay that reads: RealVenus_FauxFurs Chapter 7: flash crash center top, with a pull quote that reads "The clink of a sugar bowl on the table returns him to the too-surreal present day. “How do you take it?”  Presumably from behind.  “Sugar, spot of milk, thanks.”" and author attribution ("a findomme fic by SultryNuns")
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Anyway final chapter of Things that go Bump in the Night chapter 7: (un)holy matrimony

Pretty proud of this one. Did not make it two parts HOWEVER I did make it series for future one shot purposes. Nobody believe me ever again, as I do not even believe myself.

archiveofourown.org/works/662026...
Collage of blue-washed and black and white images with a shirtless blond man scoffing at the camera, a picture of two blackened demon hands beckoning to someone off-screen, a man’s legs crouching on the ground (wearing leather pants), and a suggestive cropped photo of a woman’s hair and arm stretched above her head, against the backdrop of a rumpled sheet. Text reads: Things that go Bump in the Night by SultryNuns with quotes “Of course, you would be here,” “But that still leaves the question, Granger, is this heaven or hell?”
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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#dhrwipwednesday #dramione

From a future chapter of RealVenus_FauxFurs. What am I even doing in this findomme fic if they don't also argue about literature?

Chapter 6 just updated--no books, but some smut, so. Please forgive me.

archiveofourown.org/works/587022...
A screenshot of the banner of an OnlyFans profile page. Profile photo is the bare shoulder of a woman wrapped in navy fabric. Just the lower half of her face is visible (unsmiling and serious). She has long, curly brown hair. Profile name: RealVenus_FauxFurs. Green widget to indicate creator is online/available. Banner background is a man kneeling at a woman's feet, in a grainy image taken from the cover of Venus in Furs. The profile description is a quote from Aristotle: All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. “It's Shakespeare.” “Oh right, ‘The Winter's Tale.’” He taps his leg consideringly. “Your parents really knew what sort of child they were having in advance, didn't they?” His mouth turns mischievous, corners upturned. “Did you know Shakespeare was actually—” Hermione braces herself for the supremacist nonsense that asserts all talented historical figures, every enduring mind, must be magical. It happens so often with others, and he can't be so changed as to—- “Multiple people writing under the same name?” She’s stunned at first. And then she processes, and what he’s said is somehow more enraging. “You're an… anti-Stratfordian?” She squints at him, wondering if he’s having her on, or if he’s stupid. Those are the two options. He smirks at her, at how very obviously riled up she is. She suspects that was his intent. Oh, he's awful, is what he is. She smiles back.
July 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Unsurprisingly the filthiest is also the most... Well. It continues a lot in this vein.

archiveofourown.org/works/662026...
He doesn't just look for long, though. Instead, he sinks to his knees and wraps those overlarge hands around the back of her thighs, tightening his grip just under the curve of her bum. “Granger, please, I come to you as a beggar.” She never should have let him read the bible
July 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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#dhrwipwednesday #dramione

Back to our usual (irregularly scheduled) programming with RealVenus_FauxFurs -- in which sub!Draco gets shoved into his character arc with not nearly as much force as he deserves
“Wait just one godsdamned second.” He points at her. “You're saying my sexual proclivities are problematic?” “Ha, no.” She considers. “Well actually, yes.” “Are you kink shaming me Granger?” His face is a delightful combination of disbelieving and smug. She huffs. “No, obviously not. Fuck off? I’m not saying submission is inherently wrong. I'm just saying that as a path to your personal salvation, it's not gonna cut it.” “What do you mean?” He looks like he’s taking her seriously, finally. “I'm saying, if you want change in your life, you're going to have to figure out what that looks like outside of my bedroom. Venus can tell you you've done well, I can personally forgive you, but…” “But?” “Ugh. I do know how this sounds, I do. Just. You're going to have to forgive yourself, Draco.” “Oh, stitch that on a pillow.” “Draco.” “No really, that's quite profound.” “I swear to go—” “I think you're onto something here actually.” Annnnd he’s smirking again. Wanker. “Do I also need to learn to love myself? Embrace the journey? What about committing to progress, not perfection?” She really wishes that one didn't get to her, but, alas. She's laughing and then he is too. “Get the fuck out of my house, Malfoy.” She starts pushing him to the front door. “Are you sure you wouldn't rather continue this fruitful conversation? I think I'm getting close to a breakthrough. Don't you care about my self actualization, Gra–” “Out, now.” She shoves just a little, and he moves as though there were real force behind it, ever the perfect scene partner, willing to play into her bit. “I have to study for my finals, your psychological awakening can wait. Off you go.” When she closes the door, it's on the sight of Draco, hand over heart, feigning dramatic offense.
July 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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HELP I am being bullied by @slytherindiaries.bsky.social (I'm wrapping up edits on chapter 6, the final chapter! I mean it this time!!)
A reply in discord to original message "a little over halfway done with this final chapter" that reads: "sounds like you should split it into 2" by username Kelsey
July 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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PLEASE let me update ao3, I'm begging like Hermione in this chapter I currently can't post
#dramione #nsfw
“Draco, please, please don't say no again.” She pulls his earlobe between her lips and sucks on it messily. She's just so desperate to have him inside of her again, some welling emotion at his being here that she only knows how to process with their bodies as close together as possible. His touch slips lower then, towards the building moisture of her arousal, and then immediately away. “When have I ever denied you anything?” He asks, affronted, as though he isn't at this moment denying her more direct contact between his nimble fingers and her clit. Like she's not rotating her pelvis in desperate search for the sensation he's very much denying her right now.
July 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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#nsfw #dramione Oh just btw, this fic is now 5 chapters and 34K (oops I slipped and wrote another sex scene)! But this scene is live/I did not leave it dead on the editing room floor:

Chapter 4: at the hour of (little) death archiveofourown.org/works/662026...
Collage of blue-washed and black and white images with a shirtless blond man scoffing at the camera, a picture of two blackened demon hands beckoning to someone off-screen, a man’s legs crouching on the ground (wearing leather pants), and a suggestive cropped photo of a woman’s hair and arm stretched above her head, against the backdrop of a rumpled sheet. Text reads: Things that go Bump in the Night by SultryNuns with quotes “Of course, you would be here,” “But that still leaves the question, Granger, is this heaven or hell?”
June 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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today in, there is art for those with eyes to see it: I just stepped back from writing ff for long enough to realize THIS is what my desktop looks like rn
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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#wipwednesday #dramione #dhrwipwednesday

Incubus Draco being an absolute disaster (probably posting this Sunday if I finish it in time but who! Knows!!!)
She stands on jelly-jinxed legs, all wobbly and disconcerted as he releases his hold on her. Isn't he going to fuck her now? But he just steps back and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. He's looking at her like he’s not finished eating her, like he lives with a hunger so all-consuming no single act will ever leave him well fed. “I used to wank to that,” he blurts. “To… giving head in the library?” “To you, letting me.” “Oh, erm, that’s—” ‘Yeah, sorry, too much. I know. But if you can't tell the people you want to fuck that you want to fuck them when you're dead, when can you?”
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Begging pleading History my dude, mix up the style. Try out a slant rhyme, maybe don't be so on the nose
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June 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Part 3 of Things that go Bump in the Night now up -- a lot depraved, a little romantic nsfw #dramione

Please join me in hell: archiveofourown.org/works/662026...
Collage of blue-washed and black and white images with a shirtless blond man scoffing at the camera, a picture of two blackened demon hands beckoning to someone off-screen, a man’s legs crouching on the ground (wearing leather pants), and a suggestive cropped photo of a woman’s hair and arm stretched above her head, against the backdrop of a rumpled sheet. Text reads: Things that go Bump in the Night by SultryNuns with quotes “Of course, you would be here,” “But that still leaves the question, Granger, is this heaven or hell?” Text against a black and white photo of an unmade bed with a pillow and rumpled sheets. The text reads: She sputters her reply in abortive syllables and false starts, eventually landing on: “You're a virgin?” He looks down at himself, at his demonic hands, and then back at her. “Is my virginity really the shocking part to you?” “No, but it's— You just seem so…” She gestures to all of him. “What?” He looks pleased in a way that does not augur well for her. No. Hermione looks away. “No, do tell me what about—” he gestures to all of himself also, and she catches it because she’s an idiot still watching him in her periphery— “says has had a lot of sex. In specific detail, please. I so love to hear about myself.” “Ugh. You're just… loathsome,” she says, instead of your tight leather trousers are why. Two things can be true at once.
June 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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#dramione Happy Accidents
400 words

It happens entirely by accident.

She's sat at the Red Lion, awaiting her date and the start of the Friday quiz. The theme is Star Trek, and she knows she's going to emerge undefeated tonight. Impress her date in the process.
Photo of two pints of beer (partially drunk) in gloomy light against the backdrop of a pub wall with eclectic posters and framed portraits
June 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Also tags lol
Tags for fic: Incubus Draco Malfoy, so he's dead but alive but dead but he's alive, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, the MMC dies in the first 500 words but he doesn't stay that way, Cunnilingus, Blow Jobs, lightly fuck or die (again), horror as a bit, Loss of Virginity(not Hermione), Draco Malfoy is all Id in the afterlife, Nightmares, Hermione Granger is a Menace, Hermione Granger is So Done, Frottage, Library Sex, Draco Malfoy Has a Large Cock, Erotic Throat Holding, Brief instances of War, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Eventual Happy Ending, Some minor angst but less than you're expecting, I shook my subconscious and this fell out, whimpering man agenda, Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit, Monsterfucking, Inappropriate Use of Horns and Tail, POV Hermione Granger, Simp Draco Malfoy, Sex Pest Draco Malfoy, Anal Play Screenshot of fic summary on AO3: Things that go Bump in the Night by SultryNuns Summary: During class, she imagines those hands elsewhere, her attention often drifting to puerile fantasies in the daylight. Ones she's too scared to articulate when he visits at night. But he's here now, and he's touching her. She knows why he's here, why he's come back. Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. He died a virgin. He's looking to Hermione Granger to help him change that fact.
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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#dramione
So I fulfilled a multi-year dream of participating in Deflower Draco fest! Ft. Incubus Draco (who really needs to lose his virginity, he swears this isn't a ploy) and a Hermione Granger who is not buying it.

~22k words, Explicit, Updates every 1-2 wks
archiveofourown.org/works/662026...
A photo of a masculine hand reaching up from the bottom of the frame of the image. The hand is painted black, with black veins across its wrist. Text on image reads: Things that go Bump in the Night by SultryNuns “Stop looking at me like that.” “Like what?” His tone is innocent, his eyes ravenous. “You’re not the sort of demon that erm, eats witches, right?” He smiles, the curve of his lip soft, the corners crooked and sharp. “Not in the sense of literal consumption, no.”
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Muggle Dueling // angst and self destructive behavior// dial drunk AU I guess??

In his post Hogwarts years, Draco develops a fondness for muggle dueling.
Picture of a man dressed in black oversized clothes, hands in front of him with knuckles facing the camera. His knuckles are bloody/raw, and hands are loosely open.
May 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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#dramione War AU, 1,586 words of DHr angst

Amor Fati (to love one's fate)

Draco is afraid of losing so many things.

Control.

The war.

Most of all, Hermione Granger.

archiveofourown.org/works/64147861
Black and white photo of an old Manor/house at the end of a road, framed by barren trees. "Amor Fati (to love one's fate)" is written in white script at the center of the image. Screen shot of a the fic information on AO3: Tags: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Angst, Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter), Love Confessions, Not Cannon Compliant - Order of the Phoenix, Protective Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings, abuse of a metaphor, Order Member Draco Malfoy, Order Member Hermione Granger; Rating: Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply Summary: Draco is afraid of losing so many things. Control. The war. Most of all, Hermione Granger.
March 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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False Pretenses

Manipulative!Draco worming his way into (and out of) the friendzone /// 500 words #dramione Rated M for language

Draco has a long history of getting what he wants. Because of his wealth, his immense privilege, the Malfoy proximity to royalty, sure.
a man's hands, loosely folded, with silver rings and a watch visible but slightly out of frame
February 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Like oh hi remember your January manic episode and the 20k of second chance researcher romance sitting in your drive?? This is an attack
December 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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LOOK, I--
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Four panel comic. The first panel is a cartoon brain asking "are you asleep," the second is a girl in bed with eyes closed "yes I am now shut up," the third is the brain "the reason your favorite fic got abandoned was because the author is deceased," the final panel is the girl looking terrified and awake in bed.
November 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM