Freek Van Ostrand
@sullenfish.com
The guy you think you know.
Lead software engineer. Poodle lover.
Sometime standup comedian, host, and producer.
__seize the means of computation__
Lead software engineer. Poodle lover.
Sometime standup comedian, host, and producer.
__seize the means of computation__
“Computer, give me a headline so British that I can’t understand it”
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“Computer, give me a headline so British that I can’t understand it”
Here we were at the screening.
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Here we were at the screening.
I just found out my wife (@nicoleblessing.com) and I won an award for our short film!
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just found out my wife (@nicoleblessing.com) and I won an award for our short film!
The body language in Alien: Earth is exquisite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
The body language in Alien: Earth is exquisite.
I was granted an audience at the home improvement store
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was granted an audience at the home improvement store
I don't get to post this all that often, but it's happening more and more
August 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don't get to post this all that often, but it's happening more and more
A team of Ph.D. level experts… in your pocket, you say?
August 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
A team of Ph.D. level experts… in your pocket, you say?
[squealing with joy] JOHNNY CAGE!
July 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
[squealing with joy] JOHNNY CAGE!
I know, I know
It’s serious
It’s serious
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I know, I know
It’s serious
It’s serious
I laugh every time this pops up
July 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I laugh every time this pops up
I remember this cover specifically because my friend hung it on her dorm room wall, back when we still did things ironically
June 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I remember this cover specifically because my friend hung it on her dorm room wall, back when we still did things ironically
it's right there in the code
June 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it's right there in the code
Credit Karma believes in me! Things are finally turning around for ol’ Freek
June 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Credit Karma believes in me! Things are finally turning around for ol’ Freek
Is anyone else exhausted by the sheer number of characters in the trailers for this?
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is anyone else exhausted by the sheer number of characters in the trailers for this?
Heart in the right place… playing doctor… hmm…
June 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Heart in the right place… playing doctor… hmm…
This announcement seems obligatory and desultory
"Heads-up, here's some more slop for your trough"
"Heads-up, here's some more slop for your trough"
June 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This announcement seems obligatory and desultory
"Heads-up, here's some more slop for your trough"
"Heads-up, here's some more slop for your trough"
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
May 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe
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May 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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