Andrew
@sulfurlay.bsky.social
he/him | Florida man turned Jersey boy | 🏳️🌈
Got an impromptu wisdom teeth extraction this morning, AMA 🫠
July 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got an impromptu wisdom teeth extraction this morning, AMA 🫠
My friend is doing an article for her masters about theatre in this political environment, including topics such as the closing of cabaret and real women have curves. Does anyone have any leads/connections that would be interested in speaking about this?
July 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My friend is doing an article for her masters about theatre in this political environment, including topics such as the closing of cabaret and real women have curves. Does anyone have any leads/connections that would be interested in speaking about this?
Girl who is finally locking in to do homework 😩
July 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Girl who is finally locking in to do homework 😩
Once again trying to be the hottest bitch in my intellectual property lecture, but I have nothing left to give 😩
July 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Once again trying to be the hottest bitch in my intellectual property lecture, but I have nothing left to give 😩
Staying in from pride because I’m recovering from being sick for a week and the amount of love island I have watched is criminal 😵💫
June 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Staying in from pride because I’m recovering from being sick for a week and the amount of love island I have watched is criminal 😵💫
Do you think they’ll play Next to Normal at the club?
May 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Do you think they’ll play Next to Normal at the club?
New Lorde is a certified hit we are SO back
April 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
New Lorde is a certified hit we are SO back
girl, so confusing remix playing before the last five years on Broadway is a choice made only for me (and every other gay in the audience)
April 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
girl, so confusing remix playing before the last five years on Broadway is a choice made only for me (and every other gay in the audience)
My roommate doesn’t deserve my wine drunk solo rendition of the title song of Cabaret that he is hearing through the thin walls 😔
April 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My roommate doesn’t deserve my wine drunk solo rendition of the title song of Cabaret that he is hearing through the thin walls 😔
One thing about me is that I WILL be getting randomly selected for additional security screening at the airport
March 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One thing about me is that I WILL be getting randomly selected for additional security screening at the airport
Ngl the Brits kinda gagged me with this driving on the left side of the road… if they don’t have the “look left/right” marker on the ground, I’m at a loss
March 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ngl the Brits kinda gagged me with this driving on the left side of the road… if they don’t have the “look left/right” marker on the ground, I’m at a loss
Waking up slightly sick on the morning of my first ever trip outside of the continent 😍
March 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Waking up slightly sick on the morning of my first ever trip outside of the continent 😍
40 minutes into Nosferatu and I can’t fully get into it because Count Orlok looks like Waluigi and I can’t stop laughing
March 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
40 minutes into Nosferatu and I can’t fully get into it because Count Orlok looks like Waluigi and I can’t stop laughing
Saw All Nighter last night, ran into Renee Rapp, and now I’m trying to figure out how life is going to beat that experience 😩
March 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Saw All Nighter last night, ran into Renee Rapp, and now I’m trying to figure out how life is going to beat that experience 😩
Majorly crashed out a couple weeks ago, entered the NYC marathon lottery despite never running more than a 5k, and just got my acceptance email 🧍♂️ time to get to work 😩
March 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Majorly crashed out a couple weeks ago, entered the NYC marathon lottery despite never running more than a 5k, and just got my acceptance email 🧍♂️ time to get to work 😩
Finally seeing I’m Still Here which makes 9/10 best picture noms seen (a complete unknown, I’m coming for you)
March 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finally seeing I’m Still Here which makes 9/10 best picture noms seen (a complete unknown, I’m coming for you)
Once again trying (and failing) to be mysterious on the NJ transit bus to NYC
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Once again trying (and failing) to be mysterious on the NJ transit bus to NYC
Who up riding they worm ⁉️ (finally watching dune 2)
February 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Who up riding they worm ⁉️ (finally watching dune 2)
The consequences of last night not hitting me until 4:30pm is evil and dark sided
February 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The consequences of last night not hitting me until 4:30pm is evil and dark sided
It’s intermission at the brutalist and why don’t more movies have this I’m obsessed
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s intermission at the brutalist and why don’t more movies have this I’m obsessed
Her body was tea… but he was the Sons of Liberty
February 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Her body was tea… but he was the Sons of Liberty
New haircut and blasting cowboy Carter? My gay powers are more than restored
February 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
New haircut and blasting cowboy Carter? My gay powers are more than restored
We should bring back being tormented
February 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
We should bring back being tormented
Not to be gay on main again, but how in the hell was Lorde only 16 writing Ribs? That’s next level songwriting that has never stopped being relevant
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Not to be gay on main again, but how in the hell was Lorde only 16 writing Ribs? That’s next level songwriting that has never stopped being relevant