Bullshit! They have that footage, and do not want it to get out.

Fitting.

Fuwalafuwalu directly translates to "Ball of Fluff" in the beaver language.

Personally, I would do him and Aila, but this would be funny, too. Especially, since they're both pretty laconic.

Ah, she's learning about AMFs...

Shoulda gone with the one where she's clearly staring down.

Boohoo. They very well should feel bad.

And you bought that shit?

"Struggle with federal agents" is also highly misleading. He was attacked by them. Full stop.

One of the things I've come to learn in my life: There is no such thing as common sense. There are just things that the speaker thinks everyone should know, or shouldn't question.