Regicidal Fox
@suicidalfox.bsky.social
Sic semper tyrannis
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As you can see, the deal with Gazelle is that she’s a successful pop music artist. She’s in her early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Zootopia.
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As you can see, the deal with Gazelle is that she’s a successful pop music artist. She’s in her early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Zootopia.
I’m not a gamer at all, so anytime there’s discourse about Gabe Newell, I’m like “Huh, I wonder why everyone‘s talking about Mad Magazine founder William M. Gaines?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m not a gamer at all, so anytime there’s discourse about Gabe Newell, I’m like “Huh, I wonder why everyone‘s talking about Mad Magazine founder William M. Gaines?”
Of course, the train station! How could I forget?
Fun fact: my town has a pizza parlor that looks like that train station for some reason
Fun fact: my town has a pizza parlor that looks like that train station for some reason
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Of course, the train station! How could I forget?
Fun fact: my town has a pizza parlor that looks like that train station for some reason
Fun fact: my town has a pizza parlor that looks like that train station for some reason
Can’t wait to see the White House ballroom when it’s done:
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Can’t wait to see the White House ballroom when it’s done:
Me every time I accidentally scroll through the discover tab:
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me every time I accidentally scroll through the discover tab:
It gets even weirder. Here’s a picture of the guy who owns this Domino’s franchise:
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It gets even weirder. Here’s a picture of the guy who owns this Domino’s franchise:
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s the Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader from the smash 1986 blockbuster “Aliens”
Women only want one thing, and it’s the Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader from the smash 1986 blockbuster “Aliens”
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it’s the Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader from the smash 1986 blockbuster “Aliens”
Women only want one thing, and it’s the Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader from the smash 1986 blockbuster “Aliens”
You just did this meme in real life!
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You just did this meme in real life!
“Excuse me, that’s not a logo, you just trailed off.”
“Yeah. Yeah, we did kinda trail off there, didn’t we.”
“Yeah. Yeah, we did kinda trail off there, didn’t we.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Excuse me, that’s not a logo, you just trailed off.”
“Yeah. Yeah, we did kinda trail off there, didn’t we.”
“Yeah. Yeah, we did kinda trail off there, didn’t we.”
Two Jane’s were in the news yesterday, so for a second I just assumed this guy really hated Jane Fonda. But now I see he thinks that Far Side comic was real:
October 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Two Jane’s were in the news yesterday, so for a second I just assumed this guy really hated Jane Fonda. But now I see he thinks that Far Side comic was real:
“I want American movies to be more like foreign films, which famously have no nudity or sex in them”
September 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“I want American movies to be more like foreign films, which famously have no nudity or sex in them”
Why stop at just one bearded man? The more beards, the more shady the company. This record label came and went a few years ago, but not before releasing a bunch of poor quality, overpriced bootleg records that appeared legit.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why stop at just one bearded man? The more beards, the more shady the company. This record label came and went a few years ago, but not before releasing a bunch of poor quality, overpriced bootleg records that appeared legit.
Can’t get over the fact that one of the people ending COVID vaccine recommendations is named Retsef.
The name of one of the people responsible for making all of us sicker is “fester” spelled backwards.
gizmodo.com/cdc-panel-vo...
The name of one of the people responsible for making all of us sicker is “fester” spelled backwards.
gizmodo.com/cdc-panel-vo...
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can’t get over the fact that one of the people ending COVID vaccine recommendations is named Retsef.
The name of one of the people responsible for making all of us sicker is “fester” spelled backwards.
gizmodo.com/cdc-panel-vo...
The name of one of the people responsible for making all of us sicker is “fester” spelled backwards.
gizmodo.com/cdc-panel-vo...
I never understood what TLC had against nurses’ uniforms
September 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I never understood what TLC had against nurses’ uniforms
“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of The Blues Mobile has been approved”
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of The Blues Mobile has been approved”
“‘Speedster Werks’ doesn’t appear to be a single specific company,” says Google AI directly over the top search result for the single specific company company known as Speedster Werks
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“‘Speedster Werks’ doesn’t appear to be a single specific company,” says Google AI directly over the top search result for the single specific company company known as Speedster Werks
Every time you post about tradespeople coming to your house, this is what I imagine:
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every time you post about tradespeople coming to your house, this is what I imagine:
“Heeeeeeeey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuys!”
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Heeeeeeeey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuys!”
Don’t worry, Michael! I know how to get this post to go viral!
September 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don’t worry, Michael! I know how to get this post to go viral!
I always had faith in you, Vin!
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I always had faith in you, Vin!
For you, it was another one of those days where you wished you were a weird animal person living in the forest. For me…
August 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
For you, it was another one of those days where you wished you were a weird animal person living in the forest. For me…
Frankenstein’s monster when he meets someone who’s nice to him:
August 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Frankenstein’s monster when he meets someone who’s nice to him: