recently i was playing a game with some other people and they literally tried to argue with me “people wouldn’t be as upset about something being too sweet over too salty“ i want to bash his head in so bad. i want too kill him so bad.

if my neurodivergency hasn’t been caused by vaccines, it was probably this

you’re just jealous cause my mommy was enamoured by his kind eye and beautiful smile

good news tho i finally unfollowed a guy who’s fuckass stories i hate. joy for me huzzah

“i hate doing the dishes but like, i love soap” me and you both girl

i just laid a freaking brick in this public toilet em!!!!

but em... me fuckin tummy hurts.........

ALSKJFFJDJDFHDSFSALJF;LKSADNFSLKDFJSDDNL;FKLAFDSKLJFANF;ALNKSFDLJSKFD????????

this is not an innuendo btw. my tummy horts