the tomato from upstairs
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Creature of the beltway and certified #swifty
Registered EMT
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box.”
Registered EMT
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box.”
I remember watching that and thinking- that's pure evil right there!
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I remember watching that and thinking- that's pure evil right there!
That makes sense. It's also how I roll my burritos.
a person with a tattoo on their arm is wrapping food in wax paper
ALT: a person with a tattoo on their arm is wrapping food in wax paper
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December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
That makes sense. It's also how I roll my burritos.
I like to say he's all fur coat and no trousers.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like to say he's all fur coat and no trousers.
Flashbacks of...
a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
ALT: a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him
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December 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Flashbacks of...
It's like when you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's like when you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
When you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
When you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When you want McDonald's and your mom says, "We have McDonald's at home."
He really does have tiny hands.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He really does have tiny hands.
Do short Scandinavian films count?
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do short Scandinavian films count?
I wish I could go back to worrying about quicksand and looking in the mirror with the lights out.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wish I could go back to worrying about quicksand and looking in the mirror with the lights out.
But I've seen it done in the movies.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
But I've seen it done in the movies.
I remember those. Don't eat it, even though it looks like frosting.
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I remember those. Don't eat it, even though it looks like frosting.
