Fantastic 😍

You're so fucking hot that the universe is just balancing things out, it would be unfair if the RNG treated you normally and you had us all going full Tex Avery meltdown over your body.

Don't just say you need a physical, say you need one as a prerequisite for surgery and give the timeline when it must happen.

He'll notice the hair before he notices DDs.

In the space of less than a year it’s already common sense that if the US government is cutting something it was almost certainly important, and if the government is starting a new thing, it’s probably designed to intentionally hurt people and/or a stupid presumptive failure and/or a naked grift

😵‍💫 The effort I'm expending to be normal about this...

Conversely, imagining a werewolf-style transformation for someone spending five years studying medicine and then involuntarily becoming British.