People dislike language policing so much, God was like, “do not take my name in vain or you will burn forever!” And we were like “well I wasn’t really planning on it, but since you didn’t want me to…”

Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.

Absolutely

I know you’re going to tell me that I’m an idiot but I really am surprised that my former friends who became Musk fans aren’t waking up to reality right now.

@rowtree.bsky.social just checking in on you my beautiful friend ☀️

While all news coverage is on the air crash, pay attention to what executive orders get signed. This is what they did during his last term. They wait till you’re not looking to do the worst things.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing

me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town