Lemon and sugar here!

It started many years ago on a drive down a very dark road. (Yorkshire accent) “Eee it’s dark!” “Dark as me mother’s black pudding!” “Black as Newgate’s knocker!” And so on.

Ooh! I just had a flashback to being a kid and the sensation you get when you take off your roller skates of floating in the air - or is that just me?

In Australia a cooked chicken in a bag from the supermarket is known as “a bachelor’s handbag”

It’s great to be just a singer sometimes and not be always out the front. You learn so much that you can use in your own teaching.

Vogons?

Here in Sydney I’m reluctantly changing the snuggly quilt for the hardly-there-at-all pathetic excuse for a cover we have to use in summer.