M!rabeau
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Hot take
Mike Elias, if you wanna be cheap, then sign Adolis Garcia.
Non-tendered with THAT average exit velo is diabolical and I want you to make the Rangers feel bad for it.
Mike Elias, if you wanna be cheap, then sign Adolis Garcia.
Non-tendered with THAT average exit velo is diabolical and I want you to make the Rangers feel bad for it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hot take
Mike Elias, if you wanna be cheap, then sign Adolis Garcia.
Non-tendered with THAT average exit velo is diabolical and I want you to make the Rangers feel bad for it.
Mike Elias, if you wanna be cheap, then sign Adolis Garcia.
Non-tendered with THAT average exit velo is diabolical and I want you to make the Rangers feel bad for it.
An open letter to Baseball
Why on earth do pitchers have a stat that removes elements out of their control like ERA in relation to RA/9, but hitters don't have something similar for OBP?
I propose a new stat, simply referred to as Earned On-Base Percentage (EOBP)
Why on earth do pitchers have a stat that removes elements out of their control like ERA in relation to RA/9, but hitters don't have something similar for OBP?
I propose a new stat, simply referred to as Earned On-Base Percentage (EOBP)
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
An open letter to Baseball
Why on earth do pitchers have a stat that removes elements out of their control like ERA in relation to RA/9, but hitters don't have something similar for OBP?
I propose a new stat, simply referred to as Earned On-Base Percentage (EOBP)
Why on earth do pitchers have a stat that removes elements out of their control like ERA in relation to RA/9, but hitters don't have something similar for OBP?
I propose a new stat, simply referred to as Earned On-Base Percentage (EOBP)
Okay I'm actually gonna start using this as a proper account now. Still gonna get Baseball and Mets memes, just you're gonna have to deal with me being insufferable as a whole too.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Okay I'm actually gonna start using this as a proper account now. Still gonna get Baseball and Mets memes, just you're gonna have to deal with me being insufferable as a whole too.
me waking up to watch the mets on a daily basis
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
me waking up to watch the mets on a daily basis
my brain: it is 3 in the morning go to bed
my friends: all asleep
me: jonah spins :)))
my friends: all asleep
me: jonah spins :)))
August 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
my brain: it is 3 in the morning go to bed
my friends: all asleep
me: jonah spins :)))
my friends: all asleep
me: jonah spins :)))
Can we have the conversation about firing Eric Chavez
It's time. The guy's approach isn't helping.
It's time. The guy's approach isn't helping.
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can we have the conversation about firing Eric Chavez
It's time. The guy's approach isn't helping.
It's time. The guy's approach isn't helping.
Mets Bluesky, I present to you a 12 page APA style paper on why Eric Chavez should be fired
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Fundamentally Correct but Flawed: An Analysis of the 2025 New York Mets Hitting Philosophy - Non Doxx
Fundamentally Correct but Flawed: An Analysis of the 2025 New York Mets Hitting Philosophy Mika Mirabeau Abstract Frustrating is the first word that comes to mind when the 2025 New York Mets offen...
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July 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mets Bluesky, I present to you a 12 page APA style paper on why Eric Chavez should be fired
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
juan soto when his 3D model breaks and he returns to his default render pose
July 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
juan soto when his 3D model breaks and he returns to his default render pose
pov you're a high and inside fastball being pitched to Juan Soto as it whizzes into the catchers mitt to be called for a ball
June 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
pov you're a high and inside fastball being pitched to Juan Soto as it whizzes into the catchers mitt to be called for a ball
Jeff McNeil I love you
June 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jeff McNeil I love you
this came to me in a dream
June 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
this came to me in a dream
BRETT BATY HITS HIS FIRST HOMER IN AN AWAY BALLPARK OF THE SEASON
June 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
BRETT BATY HITS HIS FIRST HOMER IN AN AWAY BALLPARK OF THE SEASON
come get your Mets memes
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
come get your Mets memes
we LEAD OFF PETE'S MEAT
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we LEAD OFF PETE'S MEAT
Reposted by M!rabeau
June 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
fun fact: if Juan Soto had the same differential between BA and OBP with his Expected BA and Expected Slugging %, he'd be slashing:
.299/.431/.590
OPS of 1.021
Despite the fact he's gotten supremely unlucky, his OPS is .800 anyways :3
.299/.431/.590
OPS of 1.021
Despite the fact he's gotten supremely unlucky, his OPS is .800 anyways :3
June 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
fun fact: if Juan Soto had the same differential between BA and OBP with his Expected BA and Expected Slugging %, he'd be slashing:
.299/.431/.590
OPS of 1.021
Despite the fact he's gotten supremely unlucky, his OPS is .800 anyways :3
.299/.431/.590
OPS of 1.021
Despite the fact he's gotten supremely unlucky, his OPS is .800 anyways :3
I can't believe Canning got Ohtani to trigger the bailout animation in MLB The Show and caught him looking 😭😭😭
June 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can't believe Canning got Ohtani to trigger the bailout animation in MLB The Show and caught him looking 😭😭😭
I mean, anybody with a masters degree in body language like Michael Kay can easily notice that Soto retreats back to the dugout in an instant after completing the task.
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I mean, anybody with a masters degree in body language like Michael Kay can easily notice that Soto retreats back to the dugout in an instant after completing the task.
Mets officially clear the Dodgers in 2025
June 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mets officially clear the Dodgers in 2025
Not the Mets having a bottle flip competition in The dugout 😭😭😭
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Not the Mets having a bottle flip competition in The dugout 😭😭😭