I've been away from the office for two weeks and the lady who wears the same outfit every day is wearing new clothes, offering to the keen eye visual cues time has passed
April 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I've been away from the office for two weeks and the lady who wears the same outfit every day is wearing new clothes, offering to the keen eye visual cues time has passed
The White Lotus Season 4: Le Lotus Bleu!
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The White Lotus Season 4: Le Lotus Bleu!
Rod Stewart's doppelganger spotted fixing road leaving viewers in stitches
April 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Rod Stewart's doppelganger spotted fixing road leaving viewers in stitches
One time in 2022 I bought the Unif Ice jacket from Joanna Kuchta on Depop and I found her Covid mask in the pocket and then I wore the Covid mask
April 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
One time in 2022 I bought the Unif Ice jacket from Joanna Kuchta on Depop and I found her Covid mask in the pocket and then I wore the Covid mask
I get that it's fun to imagine what a dog would say if it suddenly had your life, but I actually think the answer is most likely "bark bark"
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I get that it's fun to imagine what a dog would say if it suddenly had your life, but I actually think the answer is most likely "bark bark"
I hate it when food -and drink products advertise their instructions to "shake" before use as a fun experience included in the price. I derive no joy from shaking your product.
March 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I hate it when food -and drink products advertise their instructions to "shake" before use as a fun experience included in the price. I derive no joy from shaking your product.
I hate when Indiana Jones goes "why's it always gotta be snakes?" That's not my experience at all
March 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I hate when Indiana Jones goes "why's it always gotta be snakes?" That's not my experience at all
Ever wondered what was so "strange" about the narrator of "People are Strange?" Well.. this is him
February 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Ever wondered what was so "strange" about the narrator of "People are Strange?" Well.. this is him
It really rocks how the Long Goodbye theme song goes "it's the Long Goodbye"
February 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It really rocks how the Long Goodbye theme song goes "it's the Long Goodbye"
Uber ratings should be relative to your location. There's no way I'm riding through Manchester without an attitude
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Uber ratings should be relative to your location. There's no way I'm riding through Manchester without an attitude
If "girl tames wild horse" narratives are allegories for baby's bad boy boyfriend then "girl and her fickle shetland pony" narratives are the horse girl equivalent of dating guys in comedy
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
If "girl tames wild horse" narratives are allegories for baby's bad boy boyfriend then "girl and her fickle shetland pony" narratives are the horse girl equivalent of dating guys in comedy
Europe and the US got all the good acronyms for airport codes. Go to Canada and it's like "XYZ" for Toronto-Pearson or "ቕኄሧ" for Winnipeg International
December 9, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Europe and the US got all the good acronyms for airport codes. Go to Canada and it's like "XYZ" for Toronto-Pearson or "ቕኄሧ" for Winnipeg International
Running into the dog I used to dogsit on Borrow My Doggy, hushed voices from my friends "Isn't that Dexter?" And I just go "Keep walking" like he's my ex
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Running into the dog I used to dogsit on Borrow My Doggy, hushed voices from my friends "Isn't that Dexter?" And I just go "Keep walking" like he's my ex
The Gilligan's Island theme got on my Spotify Wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
The Gilligan's Island theme got on my Spotify Wrapped
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HANNIBAL: You seem adrift, Detective. Bobbing up and down on the heavy seas of fickle fortune.
COLUMBO: Well, this case, Doc, I gotta tell ya, it’s a tough one to crack.
HANNIBAL: Have you tried using your mind palace?
COLUMBO: Oh, I could never afford one of those, sir. Not on a policeman’s salary
COLUMBO: Well, this case, Doc, I gotta tell ya, it’s a tough one to crack.
HANNIBAL: Have you tried using your mind palace?
COLUMBO: Oh, I could never afford one of those, sir. Not on a policeman’s salary
COLUMBO: Y’know, Doc, I think you got the wrong idea about me.
HANNIBAL: To the contrary, Detective. Jung posited that we all of us wear masks. False identities, or true ones. Yours is the mask of the Fool. But what of the face beneath it?
COLUMBO: Well, sir, my wife likes my face well enough
HANNIBAL: To the contrary, Detective. Jung posited that we all of us wear masks. False identities, or true ones. Yours is the mask of the Fool. But what of the face beneath it?
COLUMBO: Well, sir, my wife likes my face well enough
December 22, 2023 at 6:49 AM
HANNIBAL: You seem adrift, Detective. Bobbing up and down on the heavy seas of fickle fortune.
COLUMBO: Well, this case, Doc, I gotta tell ya, it’s a tough one to crack.
HANNIBAL: Have you tried using your mind palace?
COLUMBO: Oh, I could never afford one of those, sir. Not on a policeman’s salary
COLUMBO: Well, this case, Doc, I gotta tell ya, it’s a tough one to crack.
HANNIBAL: Have you tried using your mind palace?
COLUMBO: Oh, I could never afford one of those, sir. Not on a policeman’s salary
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Good night all & farewell Jim Abrahams
November 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Good night all & farewell Jim Abrahams
Why would you make a handbag of this
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Why would you make a handbag of this
History is really about putting things in past tense. Past tense is the tense of history, babes
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
History is really about putting things in past tense. Past tense is the tense of history, babes
Seating chart for prom where the theme is plane
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Seating chart for prom where the theme is plane
"Mentally I'm here [picture of rat in cowboy hat on a beach]" Okay, how about mentally you try to be where Madeline McCann is? That's the only way we'll find her
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
"Mentally I'm here [picture of rat in cowboy hat on a beach]" Okay, how about mentally you try to be where Madeline McCann is? That's the only way we'll find her
Tapping into the genealogy of how the Bad Sisters became so bad
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Tapping into the genealogy of how the Bad Sisters became so bad
I have good ideas for Winx Club stand up comedy. Someone shift me into the Winx Club universe so I can do my bit about giving Trix the death penalty. Send me to Alfea BrewDog open mic night. I'd kill it.
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I have good ideas for Winx Club stand up comedy. Someone shift me into the Winx Club universe so I can do my bit about giving Trix the death penalty. Send me to Alfea BrewDog open mic night. I'd kill it.
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FRASIER: “The orcs raise their axes high and demand blood.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
November 7, 2024 at 7:02 PM
FRASIER: “The orcs raise their axes high and demand blood.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
KLM pilots be like "I'm Captain Tip Top and with me is my co-pilot Adrianus"
November 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM
KLM pilots be like "I'm Captain Tip Top and with me is my co-pilot Adrianus"