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Sue Smith
@sue.glasgow.social.ap.brid.gy
🎏 Writes code to help other folk learn to write code

🏊🏻‍♀️ Swimmer
🃏 Clown
🪩 Lefty smartarse
💅🏻 Still petty after cancer

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://glasgow.social/@sue, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
One of the things I like about how the Golden Girls did gay storylines was that typically Sophia was the most enlightened voice, really subverted the nonsense that age is an excuse for being a bigot
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
[Alcohol]

Rum turmeric latte 👍🏻
December 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Clothes shopping while being a woman and cool is fucking brutal, must I be punished endlessly!?
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You would not think I do a desk job based on my fingernails
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A gritter goes past my living room window at the same time every night and you better believe I wave
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I got a new electric whisk just before Christmas so this festive season has degenerated into an exercise in making various whipped butters
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My (elderly) mum has declined a couple of the covid jabs she was eligible for as she had some severe side effects in the past but she has learned not to mention it because the facebook conspiracy shit people come out with when she does is something else
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not really bothered about all these year in review type things from apps, I'd maybe take one from my greengrocers
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Let's have a rundown of the Golden Girls status codes that are all from Christmas episodes 🎄🎅🏻🎁
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have one neighbour who's names we've forgotten so I thought let's just wait for their Christmas card then we'll get their names and write theirs out, but I think they've also forgotten ours.. So now we're engaged in a Christmas card game of chicken with them in terms of who gives up first and […]
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glasgow.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Started using the tempo trainer for the first time since I was injured a couple of months ago and hadn't felt fit enough to swim at a consistent pace. I always feel a bit nervous about using it after a gap, but then end up having a more relaxing swim because the beep makes my mind go calm. I […]
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glasgow.social
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Love a victorian insult
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Charlie Brown Christmas special has a credit for "Graphic Blandishment" and how did we stray so far from good job titles
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fashion moments of Samuel Beckett
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Winter solstice thank fuck
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Could the older men please teach the younger men that having the loudest laugh in the pub doesn't make you more manly but rather an annoying wee prick thx
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This I can believe, given that most saas products are a series of relatively simple automations glued together, with increased complexity thrown in usually to deepen engagement and satisfy investors that you're going to create impossible growth trajectories.. Companies can build most of these […]
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glasgow.social
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The handy thing about living in an old house is that when you cannae be bothered fixing something you can just say it's in keeping with the character of the house
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have learned so many ways to say "don't be fuckin cheeky" in workplace appropriate language
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You thought you'd seen innovation, well these slippers are also dusters 🤯
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Nothing like waiting a full year to get a GP to make you easily pleased, the thrill I just got from a text saying mine is closed longer than normal over lunchtime today meaning I'm officially a patient there. 🎉
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Thoroughly recommend sanding a staircase if you want to spend the rest of your natural life cleaning up dust
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The "ididnthaveeggs" subreddit about folk who leave bad reviews for recipes they didn't follow should be a great therapy scroll for technical writers https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/
December 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A while back I was in amsterdam and met some american friends who live there, they took us to a bar they love and that is supposedly famous for its whisky selection. As we went in the proprietor's heart visibly sank when he realised scottish people were there lol.

tldr he was full of shit, most […]
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glasgow.social
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
[weight loss]

I've (intentionally) lost ~25 pounds this year and part of my strategy has been not eating until the afternoon, then having a scrambled egg, almost every day. All I need to do now is switch it for powdered egg and I'll be living the post world war two rationing dream.
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM