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SudoSc
@sudosc.bsky.social
🔞 | 🇦🇺 | game dev | certified jokester | artist/composer wannabe | fat + fatfur enjoyer
You do not know what kind of beast you have awoken with this revelation. I used to feind for macadamia nuts as a kid, we even had a nutcracker tool just for them since they're quite common locally 😭
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You mean that's not just a normal state of being for you? …I… should probably go see a doctor.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Working out how long the box will last.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I had stuff I legitimately wanted to get this time (mostly tech garbage since prices are insane), and I monitored their prices for months. Not a single thing actually had a substantial discount, across multiple stores, they all just faked the MSRP going up for a "discount" 😭
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Where we’re going, we don’t need clothes 🚗🔥🔥
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Mum, Can we have paper shredder?”
“We already have paper shredder at home.”
Paper shredder at home:
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Passerby: “Hey, that guy’s pocket is peeking open, I wonder what’s inside?”

The pocket:
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November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well it's illegal to wish for more wishes, so maybe... Wish for another genie lamp?
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is negative fourty-nine quadrillion a valid answer?
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
you have no idea how accurate that was to my actual pitch
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You could always Pokémon Go To The Polls instead… except BlueSky doesn’t have a polling feature yet so yeah I’m stumped
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Unfortunately Capy doesn't have a BlueSky account (that I am aware of - if this changes, I'll post it here), but you can find them on bird app, and I believe Fiverr too
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Might I suggest the siren call of an entire country? 🇦🇺
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Nope, player collider is too wide. Unless Tabi is travelling at 'Mach Fuck™️', the timestep in the physics system is too high resolution to allow him to clip through.
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Waaah tysm!!!, my furball needs to learn restraint but refuses 🥺
Tabi is tubi (tubby) indeed 💙
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I was thinking more…
They look very similar
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September 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I take 2 hour naps on the couch midday every day. I’m gone 💀
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If only life had a calorie multiplier. Nothing insane, just like a 1.5x or 2x, so you don’t need to eat so damn much to gain or maintain
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh yes and the drop bears. Got to watch out for those.
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Australia always has room. An under represented species over here 🥺
September 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM