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This recent one from @zachweinersmith.bsky.social really called to me.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who ever says "you're* taking him out of context" forgets that context always makes him sound worse. (Trump's "nuclear uncle" speech.)

(* Yeah. I know. They usually say "your.")
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
ICE agents will be turning on each other soon enough. The problem with purity tests is that eventually everyone fails.
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
First it was fentanyl, then it was Tylenol. Now agents in tactical gear are being brought down by incidental contact with deli sandwiches.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Much of the decline in the US birth rate is due to TEEN births going down. This sounds on-brand for them.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Also, a lot of the drop in birth rate has been due to drop in TEEN pregnancies. Many developed nations tend to rely on immigration to take up the slack and... oh.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
That hair, the makeup the clothes (those TIES) that stance, etc. He's long ago driven away anyone who would tell him "no." He STILL thinks that countries are emptying mental institutions because of the word "asylum."
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The "you're taking him out of context" people sure get awfully stingy with context when it suits them. (And let's be honest; whenever you give them more context it gets worse. Here's Trump's "nuclear uncle" speech from July 2016.)
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Always appropriate Shiba Inu meme from 2019.
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The speeches are even more insane when you just read them. There's a REASON the White House has stopped posting transcripts on the web site.

As much as he's slipped lately, even his old stuff is nuts. Witness his "nuclear uncle" speech from 2016.
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I remember back during the Harold Camping rapture prediction (2011) people were filling sex dolls with helium, leaving clothes out, etc.
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
How big does he think the syringe is?
September 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
An uncomfortable truth to many is that the "crisis of the falling American birth rate" isn't from adult women deferring marriage and families, but due to the drop in TEEN pregnancies over the past few decades.

People asking for a higher birth rate should REALLY think about what they're asking for.
September 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My house was "ground zero" for the district for a while. We were the landing pad for a LOT OF COOKIES.
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Those teachers and those students did their job." And that's like #19 on the list of "horrific things I've heard this week."
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Funny enough, I've seen so many altered pictures of his face that his normal face looks weird to me.
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Who knew libs were so expensive?
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I know that there are no hyphens here, but I had to read that a few times until I got the emphasis right.
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If it weren't for the blue check, I would have thought this was someone who forgot to switch accounts.
September 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Any given speech of his - with or without context - would be career-ending for someone with a "D" next to their name, but here it's just a Monday. There's a reason that the White House no longer posts transcripts of his ramblings - they're somehow even dumber if you just read them.
August 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Good thing they found a way to make up for that lost money nationally. Local economies will still be trash though.
August 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He's long since driven off anyone who will tell him "no."
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The trick is largely to remind yourself that it's an alternate reality, and to walk away when you need to. (However, quite a few people have suddenly "gotten big" and had to walk away for mental health and/or safety reasons. Women, especially, get the bulk of the abuse.)

Thanks for all you do!
August 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That tie, that hair, that makeup, that stance...

He's long since driven off anyone who will tell him "no."
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM