Once got called ableist cuz I told one of my regular viewers he was the weakest link for having a peanut allergy (I posted the short with his permission too)

I coulda told you that

So I have between now and the end of your life to play Minecraft with you. Noted, I'll set a calendar reminder

If you play league before playing Minecraft with me I will never forgive you

What game though

THIS IS WHY WE VOTE

Adding this to my list of things to do if I'm ever president: every household gets a bidet, no more shit ass around the country

I genuinely believe this

I'll think about your standards while I'm eating Whataburger tonight

Are we about to kiss right now