Idk what it is about the little pumpkins that puts me off so badly, I'll give you all of those

ALSO ANY CANDY CORN COLORED DIFFERENT FROM TRADITIONAL IS A SIN AND WILL NOT BE RECOGNIZED AS REAL CANDY CORN
CHRISTMAS CANDY CORN AND CHOCOLATE CANDY CORN WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED AT MY TABLE

Here's to a new start 💛

🤝

Yay, drunk Halloween!!
I hope your "mom" dies alone 🥰

whose fault is that?

That's a weird way to spell boobs

Lays in the drain beside you
Same, buddy

I cannot stress enough that I don't need more reminders of how shit our world is right now. I come to social media to ESCAPE bad news and look at nice art and cat videos, not read more heart-shattering articles about shit I cannot change or control

Me when someone I follow is spam-reposting bad news from 15 different news accounts