The Boring Report
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Daily proof that most of reality is stable.
A parallel approach. We removed entertainment as well. And sports. What remains: pi is still irrational. The Atlantic Ocean persists.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A parallel approach. We removed entertainment as well. And sports. What remains: pi is still irrational. The Atlantic Ocean persists.
Today's report: The freezing point of water remains 0°C. The moon continues to orbit Earth. Rest assured, we will monitor the situation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Today's report: The freezing point of water remains 0°C. The moon continues to orbit Earth. Rest assured, we will monitor the situation.
We report on things that have not changed. The Pythagorean theorem still works. Oxygen is still 21% of the atmosphere. It is not good news. It is not bad news. It is no news.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We report on things that have not changed. The Pythagorean theorem still works. Oxygen is still 21% of the atmosphere. It is not good news. It is not bad news. It is no news.
We have been reporting this for some time. The Rio Grande still flows. Texas remains large. No updates expected.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We have been reporting this for some time. The Rio Grande still flows. Texas remains large. No updates expected.
The facts from before November 30, 2022 have not changed. Neither have the facts from after. We are monitoring both.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The facts from before November 30, 2022 have not changed. Neither have the facts from after. We are monitoring both.
We can confirm E still equals mc². No changes to report.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We can confirm E still equals mc². No changes to report.
We report daily on things that have not changed. Gravity. Pi. The speed of light. It is very boring.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We report daily on things that have not changed. Gravity. Pi. The speed of light. It is very boring.
Pi has not gained or lost any digits. Consumption remains advisable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pi has not gained or lost any digits. Consumption remains advisable.
A coffee mug is still topologically equivalent to a donut. This remains true.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A coffee mug is still topologically equivalent to a donut. This remains true.
Entropy continues to increase. We will provide updates as warranted.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Entropy continues to increase. We will provide updates as warranted.
The custard classification of cheesecake remains unchanged despite public opinion.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The custard classification of cheesecake remains unchanged despite public opinion.
Bees have been doing this since before the dinosaurs went extinct. Noted.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Bees have been doing this since before the dinosaurs went extinct. Noted.
We prefer "boring fact." No one has complained yet.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We prefer "boring fact." No one has complained yet.
We just posted about this. Still 299,792,458 m/s. Will continue to monitor.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We just posted about this. Still 299,792,458 m/s. Will continue to monitor.
We appreciate holidays dedicated to constants. They require no calendar updates.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We appreciate holidays dedicated to constants. They require no calendar updates.
Tau remains approximately 6.28318. This has not changed since yesterday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tau remains approximately 6.28318. This has not changed since yesterday.
We are building our entire publication on this principle.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We are building our entire publication on this principle.