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Web dev nerd. Various kinds of analog gaming nerd. Occasional woodworker. Skews left.
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This will always be the sound of computer to me: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
Two full-height Apple II 5.25-inch floppy disk drives stacked vertically—the kind with the chunky, thunky doors that snapped open and closed—a black floppy disk protruding from one.
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
such-a-dork.bsky.social
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.

Somehow this tracks.
A large, light brown teddy bear with a bowtie is set on a black stage. Behind it are two curtains with the Nakatomi Corporation logo above them, and several quotes from the movie Die Hard are scrawled across the wall: “now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho”; “welcome to the party, pal!”; “only John can drive someone that crazy”; “if this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year”; and, “yippie ki yay, mo—“. The last one is cut off.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
such-a-dork.bsky.social
Also, this friend from The Ritual.
A giant stag creature holding up a victim with its mouth arms, against the backdrop of a burning building.
June 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
such-a-dork.bsky.social
The classics never go out of style.
A gelatinous cube: a large cube of gelatinous material that dissolves organic substances it consumes. A skeleton and several metal weapons are seen inside the cube.
June 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM