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lord succubyron
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succubyron.bsky.social
Reskeet with your favorite pic of you in nature

this pic was taken almost exactly 7 years ago to the day. I used to be fun and go places 🥲
at the peak of Mount Washburn in Yellowstone National Park, a friend sneaked a shot of me from behind. my back is to the camera. my long red hair is tied back into a ponytail, whipped on the wind. my hand are on my hips. I look as though I’m tapping my left foot. I’m wearing a white tank too and brown shorts. even without any facial Indications, I generally look pretty pleased to have reached the summit as I gaze over the shades of blue of the sky and mountain ranges ahead of me and the park valley below.
July 13, 2023 at 8:07 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
this is the most insane and perfect automatic out-of-office reply I’ve received in my entire life
screenshot of a very real email from someone’s very official and professional email account that reads “Good day, I’m fighting blue sharks in the Atlantic and have limited-to-no access to my emails. […] Kind regards”
July 11, 2023 at 7:27 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve made
a vintage horror painted print of a headless zombie ghost man. blood spurts from his neck hole. a very panicked femme in a state of undress is falling to the floor in front of him, trying to scramble away. but he holds her with one hand and is injected his right upper arm with the needle he has in his in other hand. behind them are some shelves with assorted things in jars (probably organs?) and a whole row of severed heads. On the floor in the foreground is the zombie ghost man’s head, looking on the the seen between him and the frightened half-naked babe. I labeled the things on the shelf “the tasks I’m avoiding.” The heads of the shelf as “the people asking how I’m doing.” The head in the floor is “my last serotonin.” the zombie man is “the weight of professional obligation.” The needle his is injecting our heroine with is “my third coffee.” The femme is “me jsut wanting a quick nap” and she’s reaching for “my fully charged vibrator.” Behind her “the books I’m not reading”
July 9, 2023 at 3:00 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
when someone asks if I’m going to get on Threads
pic of me walking outside in the sunlit streets. the lower half of my face is visible, with a little smirk. the black t-shirt I’m wearing has a little image on the left breast side. it’s a white line drawing of a skeleton lounging back in an inner tube, wearing a bucket hat, holding an ice cream cone. the words above the skeleton’s head read “sorry I can’t, I’m gay”
July 7, 2023 at 5:04 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
boner? I hardly know’er
full body standing shot of Skellie the tiny skeleton posing with one hand behind their head, legs crossed, and looking coyly down and away from the camera
July 6, 2023 at 7:19 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
damn, Duo. 🔪
Screenshot of duolingo notifications altered to read: Hi! It’s Duo. ⏰ It’s time for your daily system dismantling lesson. Take 5 minutes now to complete it. Ready for a break? Your revolutions won’t make themselves. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Hi! It’s Duo. Make your screen time count. Take a quick guillotine lesson now! 💚
July 6, 2023 at 12:34 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
gm from these nice normal ads between my duolingo exercises this morning
screenshot of an ad on duolingo that shows four images in a quadrant. these images include a battery charger, something that might be a heavy duty face mask with a big tube running from it, two small children wearing head-to-toe beige hazmat suits with the hoods up and black combat boots, and a little P-can receptacle labelled “police gas mask filter”
July 6, 2023 at 12:00 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at, mentally
screenshot of an opinion piece by Sarah Manavis with the headline “Beware the ‘beige-fluencers’, cheerleaders for a life of no surprises”. The hook below reads “Light a candle, wear matching pyjamas, go to bed early. Why has tedium become an aspiration for so many young people?” screencap of Wesley in The Princess Bride when he is paralyzed and giving suspicious side eye with the caption reading “Who are you? Are we enemies?”
July 4, 2023 at 5:34 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
trashposting on main
discarded on the sidewalk, a found framed painted portrait of a sad little street urchin wearing a red scarf and tattered dark green coat. at the bottom of the image are my feet in brown brogue shoes peeking out from the hem of my pants.
July 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
succubyron.bsky.social
playing it cool at the office today in spite of this garbage heat
mirror selfie with j rocking a pixie haircut with blonde tipped bangs, black tank top, sage green dress pants, a black adidas backpack slung over one shoulder. they’re wearing red lipstick and sunglasses, looking slightly unimpressed about having to be in clothes and at the office.
July 4, 2023 at 2:17 PM