Mina Murray
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Mina Murray
@succoria.bsky.social
Woke up at 3:06am trying to figure out why I was getting grindr notifications
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pros of the tactical pants I thrifted:
Unhemmed so they’re long enough for me
Lots of pockets for to carry knickknacks
Designated inhaler pocket
Integrated carabiner d ring
Cons of the tactical pants I thrifted:
Combining them with the long jacket I daily makes me look like a fucking school shooter
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My hair is black now and and I threw a Halloween party
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Saying “I need to clean my house” creates a situation where the clock moves forward 4 hours and you are learning html.
Last week the same thing happened but I ended up running Cat 6 cables under my floors.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Waiting for Shazam to pick up what song is playing before realizing I’ve just been recording my Home Screen for three minutes
September 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@musicbrainz.org begging you to bring back the musicbrainz g string
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Every day I wake up and thank god that I don’t have any musical abilities. In another life I’d have a one man black metal project.
August 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
August 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Camera: 2009 Nintendo DSi
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Men will get kicked out of medical school and start electrocuting a corpse in their garage
July 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It has to feel so good to be a server being rebooted after terabytes of shit got copied and pasted and reorganized and installed
July 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Car burst into flames when I was going 70 down the highway last week
July 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR
I made these
May 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m going to delete my Tumblr account if I keep getting Francine Smith AI sexbot ads
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don’t know anything about Hastune Miku but I’d trust her to borrow my car
May 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Day 63 of unemployment will have you listening to Fergie
April 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I swear I’m the only motherfucker pronouncing “cache” correctly
April 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Jack in the Box will see you having an absolutely rotten day and change the creamy avocado lime sauce recipe
April 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A lot of you would not be getting cancelled if you spent your spare time digging holes in your front yard looking for worms
April 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Holding myself with such confidence at the store that other shoppers think I work here
April 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I will never go back to console gaming because I refuse to be tricked into buying Skyrim a 5th time.
April 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Went to Autozone and used their point of sales computer to shop on rockauto 👍
March 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Going on hikes regularly will have you wanting to go outside and be around people this shit is insane
March 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Got recommended a post asking a cinephile group what movies are essential watching and someone said all the Harry Potter movies.
Not only are we cooked we are refrigerated and reheated in a microwave.
March 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Uterus should be an opt-in experience
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM