succmeister
@succmeister.bsky.social
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succmeister
@succmeister.bsky.social
· Nov 13
thinking about shitting myself
woke up
fell out of bed
got the most amazing head
fell out of bed
got the most amazing head
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 PM
woke up
fell out of bed
got the most amazing head
fell out of bed
got the most amazing head
why has bussy never been word of the year, it has made and destroyed MANY people's lives
December 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
why has bussy never been word of the year, it has made and destroyed MANY people's lives
back in the day men had mustaches because they had the manners to at least tickle the cooch when giving head before we invented the female orgasm
December 30, 2024 at 2:19 PM
back in the day men had mustaches because they had the manners to at least tickle the cooch when giving head before we invented the female orgasm
anyone remember when we were little we all went on bigdickbitch.com and jerked it together (in the dark)
December 30, 2024 at 2:16 PM
anyone remember when we were little we all went on bigdickbitch.com and jerked it together (in the dark)
you cannot believe the shit i write down here that I realise right on time is too fucking stupid to post
December 30, 2024 at 2:16 PM
you cannot believe the shit i write down here that I realise right on time is too fucking stupid to post
Fuck off, I’m not watching LinkedIn reels
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Fuck off, I’m not watching LinkedIn reels
the countdown has started.
thank you all.
thank you all.
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 AM
the countdown has started.
thank you all.
thank you all.
no pakistan on bluesky? guess we're going back to x
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
no pakistan on bluesky? guess we're going back to x
I have no urethra and I must piss
November 24, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I have no urethra and I must piss
Thinking about what the weird little wooden things between train tracks are called
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Thinking about what the weird little wooden things between train tracks are called
Local supermarket moved the wall back like 10m like it’s a fucking video game expansion
November 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Local supermarket moved the wall back like 10m like it’s a fucking video game expansion
Thinking about rebar
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Thinking about rebar
i am under attack already
not a fan of this tweet. reported
November 13, 2024 at 6:02 PM
i am under attack already
who up wonking they willy
November 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
who up wonking they willy
accurate representation of whats going on in my mind at any time
November 13, 2024 at 5:43 PM
accurate representation of whats going on in my mind at any time
thinking about shitting myself
November 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
thinking about shitting myself