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suburban-fury.bsky.social
Valet to Rufus
@suburban-fury.bsky.social
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I make boxes for fancy objects, DM, turbo nerd, some woodworking, some photography, not enough writing. Chicago bike / transit commuter.
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This sign taught me that forklifts are apparently considered stabbing tools.
A warning sign on a box, which reader "Keep Dry" under a graphic of an umbrella with many large raindrops, "No Stab" under a graphic of a circled crossed out forklift (for some reason) and "No Heat" under a graphic of a very large flame also crossed out.
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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You know, I don't know why Taco Bell hasn't tried a "Put the más back in Christmas" pitch.
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Attractive nuisance, avoided on account of politeness.
A white duplex electrical outlet with flip covers, white an orange label above it saying "DO NOT BREAK PLEASE"
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Being surprisingly polite about getting stuck in a box.
An orange cat is sticking his paw and face through the handle of a box. Not sufficiently shown in this photograph is that this is a tall mattress box with stuff on top, preventing his escape. How he got in is honestly, a mystery. An orange cat at the bottom of a very tall box moments before being removed from it. He looks up with a fairly neutral expression.
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Rufus, posing on the new furniture.
An orange cat lounging on a walnut cabinet with a white top. The room is rather dark and he is lit from the side, only his head and front paws visible.
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Rufus likes to demonstrate that he can sniff the fake flowers on the dining table.
An orange cat with a prominently displayed blue bow tie sniffs some blue and yellow fake flowers on a dining table. He will soon try to bite one, but at this moment in space and time he appears to be a perfect little gentleman.
August 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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We saw a bug this morning.
An orange cat with golden eyes, looks expectantly while his lower body is a shapeless mass and his tiny front paws extend over the arm of a brown leather captains chair. His chest fur is also over the arm of said chair in an adorable triangle.
August 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It's New Years, here's seasonally appropriate Rufus.
An orange cat with a festive ascot collar resides in a paper bag with a look of shock at finding an exit opportunity from said bag, a bag he got into willingly and was at no point trapped in. An orange cat residing in the space between window and blinds. He looks not at but past the camera, perhaps a bird, perhaps an answer to our existential crises. He is, as in a previous photo wearing a festive bow tie ascot collar. An orange cat lays on the previously demolished wrapping of a gift that lays before him, fore paws tucked in under his chest. One can make out the festive collar mentioned in previous photos.
January 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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🎶He's loaf! He's loaf! He's loaf! He's in my head! 🎶 Dun na na noo na wa wa 🎶 He's loaf! He's loaf! He's loaf! He might be bread! 🎶
Orange cat with a cute expression looks directly at the camera. He's in a traditional loaf pose with all parts mostly tucked under his body. An orange cat photographed from the left 3/4 view demonstrating an excellent loaf, though his large tail is sticking out just a bit. His ears are somewhat pointed back. Orange cat photographed from right 3/4 view. His loaf pose looks particularly flawless from this angle, though we know from prior photographic evidence that this is not the case. A bell affixed to his collar is just visible. His ears are in a forward relaxed state.
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM