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@subtly.bsky.social
Formerly “hshtag tahani time" (subtlydaslutty1) from the bird one; gay and frequently nsfw or talking about nyc or reality tv or nonsense from work :]
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@subtly.bsky.social
· Dec 5
It’s anon-er to be anon-minated
That special moment when two guys you’ve been eyeing from across the bar start making out 🥲🥲
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
That special moment when two guys you’ve been eyeing from across the bar start making out 🥲🥲
I adore D*vid Arch*leta and the gay stuff he's been up to but I have to giggle because it's clear he wants to be one of the dancey pop boys, but I can't help but see the underlying stiffness(!!) whenever he tries to bust the moves. Would still do unspeakable things to him.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I adore D*vid Arch*leta and the gay stuff he's been up to but I have to giggle because it's clear he wants to be one of the dancey pop boys, but I can't help but see the underlying stiffness(!!) whenever he tries to bust the moves. Would still do unspeakable things to him.
I don’t actually care about a big dick—it’s as likely to make it intimidating to hook up with someone?—but when a repeat sex friend who you share great chemistry with has a huge hog and knows just how to prep you and use it right… holy smokes. spots I didn’t even know I had.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I don’t actually care about a big dick—it’s as likely to make it intimidating to hook up with someone?—but when a repeat sex friend who you share great chemistry with has a huge hog and knows just how to prep you and use it right… holy smokes. spots I didn’t even know I had.
There’s one or two guys who do a million of those intentionally cringe or awkward pov characters in their short form videos and I’m embarrassed that I would like to know what the real guy is like in the sack…
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There’s one or two guys who do a million of those intentionally cringe or awkward pov characters in their short form videos and I’m embarrassed that I would like to know what the real guy is like in the sack…
Love following the several years on social media when a gay couple gets divorced and then dating a series of new boyfriends who look suspiciously like each other
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Love following the several years on social media when a gay couple gets divorced and then dating a series of new boyfriends who look suspiciously like each other
girlfriend, pointing to boyfriend: “I’m bi, he dabbles”
me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!”
him: “nice try!”
me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!”
him: “nice try!”
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 AM
girlfriend, pointing to boyfriend: “I’m bi, he dabbles”
me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!”
him: “nice try!”
me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!”
him: “nice try!”
lol a college student asked for more pictures and then blocked me! We love efficiency!
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
lol a college student asked for more pictures and then blocked me! We love efficiency!
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Libbing out so hardcore tonight 😎
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Libbing out so hardcore tonight 😎
vacation sex with strangers; that’s it, that’s the skeet
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
vacation sex with strangers; that’s it, that’s the skeet
Proving to myself that I can do “afters” one (1) time 🥱😴😴😴
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Proving to myself that I can do “afters” one (1) time 🥱😴😴😴
if you fuck a standup people can hear about it on stage that weekend; fuck a playwright, people might hear about it on stage 2-3years later. Much safer 😌
October 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
if you fuck a standup people can hear about it on stage that weekend; fuck a playwright, people might hear about it on stage 2-3years later. Much safer 😌
If a man has made you feel nice or put a dick in you or rubbed you sensually, and he wants you to end the night by pissing on him, LET HIM. Costs nothing and honestly he worked for that piss. Amen
October 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
If a man has made you feel nice or put a dick in you or rubbed you sensually, and he wants you to end the night by pissing on him, LET HIM. Costs nothing and honestly he worked for that piss. Amen
Man grindr is truly the shittiest Las Vegas con man version of an all these days. Every two years I open it while I’m on a trip somewhere and nearly barf at the ads and bullshit
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Man grindr is truly the shittiest Las Vegas con man version of an all these days. Every two years I open it while I’m on a trip somewhere and nearly barf at the ads and bullshit
I would look at Scruff stories if they existed for me!
September 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I would look at Scruff stories if they existed for me!
Wild to run into the same very hot tourist twice, on two separate weekends! Sorry to the older New Yorker who had been chatting him up, since to all appearances I walked in and 5min later we were making out. (We had backstory! From last weekend!!)
September 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wild to run into the same very hot tourist twice, on two separate weekends! Sorry to the older New Yorker who had been chatting him up, since to all appearances I walked in and 5min later we were making out. (We had backstory! From last weekend!!)
"Your Spanish is good" is such a flattering thing to hear from a hot tourist on the dance floor just before he puts his hand down your pants 😌
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Your Spanish is good" is such a flattering thing to hear from a hot tourist on the dance floor just before he puts his hand down your pants 😌
Is anyone else strangely entranced by those Banana Ball videos all over my feed? I saw someone asking "is this like straight drag." Hot men in tight outfits mugging for the camera, doing bits, dancing their little hearts out, and playing some baseball? Feels like every sport should do this
September 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Is anyone else strangely entranced by those Banana Ball videos all over my feed? I saw someone asking "is this like straight drag." Hot men in tight outfits mugging for the camera, doing bits, dancing their little hearts out, and playing some baseball? Feels like every sport should do this
Ok well at least they learned their lesson and are putting the new Knives Out in “select theaters” before Netflix…. Annoyed I gotta wait until Thanksgiving tho.
September 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ok well at least they learned their lesson and are putting the new Knives Out in “select theaters” before Netflix…. Annoyed I gotta wait until Thanksgiving tho.
When you would like to be horny but have some (non-contagious, non-threatening but uncomfortable) thing affecting every sex part. My chapped ass and dry-skin dick will just be over here in the corner trying to stay dry and hydrated in the right amounts
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When you would like to be horny but have some (non-contagious, non-threatening but uncomfortable) thing affecting every sex part. My chapped ass and dry-skin dick will just be over here in the corner trying to stay dry and hydrated in the right amounts
Me with modern day Star Trek. (I’m still mad about cancellation of Lower Decks—HOW expensive could that show be to produce!!? Relatively speaking)
September 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me with modern day Star Trek. (I’m still mad about cancellation of Lower Decks—HOW expensive could that show be to produce!!? Relatively speaking)
After several decades of crushes, it’s always fun to see how all of my unrequited loves are aging. Some well!
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
After several decades of crushes, it’s always fun to see how all of my unrequited loves are aging. Some well!
Colonoscopy went fine (it’s not as bad as pop culture makes it sound, just some dull and uncomfortable prep). I asked the gastro doctor if I should be worried about internal hemorrhoids as someone who has anal sex and she was like “nah” 🤣
September 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Colonoscopy went fine (it’s not as bad as pop culture makes it sound, just some dull and uncomfortable prep). I asked the gastro doctor if I should be worried about internal hemorrhoids as someone who has anal sex and she was like “nah” 🤣
That cozy, meditative space in an adult man’s life when he’s just playing on his phone, waiting for the colonoscopy prep medicine to transform 🍑 into🚰
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That cozy, meditative space in an adult man’s life when he’s just playing on his phone, waiting for the colonoscopy prep medicine to transform 🍑 into🚰
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I just want to be a slut all day every day but I’m too tired to make it a reality
August 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just want to be a slut all day every day but I’m too tired to make it a reality