Subtle Wizard
@subtlewizard.bsky.social
Jesus-follower, Husband, Dad, Tolkien fan, 3D printing enthusiast, woodworker (I still have 9½ fingers), hilarious (don't ask my bride), coffee roaster, renegotiating my faith after having my eyes opened to the failures of the American Evangelical Church
Danger Will Robinson!
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Danger Will Robinson!
This guy visits from time to time. Our cats think he's their Ozarks cousin. The kids call him Bob.
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 AM
This guy visits from time to time. Our cats think he's their Ozarks cousin. The kids call him Bob.
Found this on Twitter: He's still got it....
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Found this on Twitter: He's still got it....
He must mean "being sneaky and hiding it in your belt".
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
He must mean "being sneaky and hiding it in your belt".
He's is the latest entry in the Words of Support section of the page. Just Wow. Like MLK should've minded his own business and just written to his congressman, and he'd still be here?
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 AM
He's is the latest entry in the Words of Support section of the page. Just Wow. Like MLK should've minded his own business and just written to his congressman, and he'd still be here?
Maybe he should ask George Hamilton how to make it look natural
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Maybe he should ask George Hamilton how to make it look natural
Trump looks like an awkward 7 year old who hasn't learned to smile naturally. It's like his face is rebelling against such an unnatural expression. Kinda like this -
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Trump looks like an awkward 7 year old who hasn't learned to smile naturally. It's like his face is rebelling against such an unnatural expression. Kinda like this -
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Or they'll all look like this:
December 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Or they'll all look like this:
We call this one Tiny Dinosaur. She adopted us by standing in the middle of the road and not MOVING until my wife opened her car door. Then TD jumped up in her lap and has lived with us ever since. (Before anyone asks, it was a country road, and extensive owner searches were done!)
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We call this one Tiny Dinosaur. She adopted us by standing in the middle of the road and not MOVING until my wife opened her car door. Then TD jumped up in her lap and has lived with us ever since. (Before anyone asks, it was a country road, and extensive owner searches were done!)
I see your tart and raise you a no-bake white chocolate cheesecake with a gingersnap crust.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I see your tart and raise you a no-bake white chocolate cheesecake with a gingersnap crust.
I shaved the rest of the white chocolate on top. This is for our Day of Thanks meal. As of now, we have more desserts than we have side dishes, as it should be!
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I shaved the rest of the white chocolate on top. This is for our Day of Thanks meal. As of now, we have more desserts than we have side dishes, as it should be!
Our cats' Ozark cousin stopped by for some vittles this evening.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Our cats' Ozark cousin stopped by for some vittles this evening.
I just told my wife we're officially living in
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just told my wife we're officially living in
Fresh roasted Dominican Republic coffee beans ready to be delivered! I've been roasting for over 15 years, and this is one of my favorite coffees I've roasted to date!
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fresh roasted Dominican Republic coffee beans ready to be delivered! I've been roasting for over 15 years, and this is one of my favorite coffees I've roasted to date!
Sunset after a summer thunderstorm in Southwest Missouri.
July 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sunset after a summer thunderstorm in Southwest Missouri.
It's so hot, my cat melted.
July 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's so hot, my cat melted.
Someone stuck googly eyes on a mural at the Mexican restaurant where we are eating dinner. 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Someone stuck googly eyes on a mural at the Mexican restaurant where we are eating dinner. 🤣
Sunlight through the trees.
May 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sunlight through the trees.
Happy Star Wars Day!
May 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Star Wars Day!
Every lying tweet of his deserves THIS response:
April 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Every lying tweet of his deserves THIS response:
My wife's coffee this morning was either happy to see me, or it wanted to stab me with a butcher knife.
#coffee #funny #ghostface #scream
#coffee #funny #ghostface #scream
April 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My wife's coffee this morning was either happy to see me, or it wanted to stab me with a butcher knife.
#coffee #funny #ghostface #scream
#coffee #funny #ghostface #scream