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After purchase, I discovered my kitchen and laundry drained out a mystery 1.5” pipe into the front yard, eschewing the septic tank a couple hundred feet the other way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Mountain Dew’s weird sister that always gets left out of the family photos
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dear friend is an OBGYN. Have heard anecdotes of the team having a normal vaginal delivery, and then putting 10+ units through a patient in the OR as they work to stop a sudden hemorrhage.
Which is to say, basically the entire volume of blood replaced.
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That’s my favorite episode of Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chiropractors are not Doctors.
I can tell you’ve never had a venous dissection come through your door after being adjusted.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Those folks would be mighty disappointed with today’s coalfield allegiances.
But maybe not that surprised?
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
*Couldn’t
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Could you sprinkle in some variety, it is this the only retort you have?
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Is eat shit & die three words or four ya’ll
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A good ramp patch is a multi generational secret in my circles.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So it’s an… incantation?
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hope that was the end of Scott’s goodwill toward the moneywhore
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well done, James.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Naaaah. We all know you’re a liar and a thief, sweetheart.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Somebody sure kept that fuckers commissary topped off.
Probably dying for a manicure though.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Same for me with zombies :(
I just thought there were a lot of horror fan gun nuts, I guess.
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I had no idea a vessel could contract elephantiasis
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The monsters are usually exceptionally good at picking victims who do not have protectors.
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Here’s a rock… catch!
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
And only if they get to say it… if someone says it to them, straight to jail
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
WVU would like to stay out of this conversation
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun
Some of these people ain’t seen a brown skinned man since their grandparents bought one”
October 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pretty horrible way to kill a sentient creature. “lol”?
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Its pretty impractical for sporting purposes, but mine is for defense, so I put shells through it with the grip on. Would keep it on for breaching tasks too.
If drones became a concern I’d go full stock.
But for just having fun blowing things up on the back 40 it’s delightful.
October 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM