@substitutereality.bsky.social
Goth-adjacent hobbit person, amateur historian, aspiring author. Wednesday Addams is my spirit animal. If you're not learning anymore, you're already dead.
Duolingo is getting progressively more deranged.
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Duolingo is getting progressively more deranged.
I have the sweetest, most gentle little scale baby in the entire world. 🐍❤️
February 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have the sweetest, most gentle little scale baby in the entire world. 🐍❤️
Near my office, there's a little man-made pond - the kind you see in office parks with fountains in them. Right now there is a guy out there with an ice house and an auger. Only in New England. 🤦♀️
February 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Near my office, there's a little man-made pond - the kind you see in office parks with fountains in them. Right now there is a guy out there with an ice house and an auger. Only in New England. 🤦♀️
I am absurdly fond of this reptile. ❤️
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am absurdly fond of this reptile. ❤️
Guess I'll have to throw this one on again. It ain't easy being a rebel.
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guess I'll have to throw this one on again. It ain't easy being a rebel.
Instead of watching the inauguration, I spent the afternoon making improvements to this gorgeous beastie's vivarium- a much better use of my time. Many thanks to @thesalzereffect.bsky.social for his help 😘
January 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Instead of watching the inauguration, I spent the afternoon making improvements to this gorgeous beastie's vivarium- a much better use of my time. Many thanks to @thesalzereffect.bsky.social for his help 😘
I've got 99 problems, but a bear ain't one....not anymore.
January 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've got 99 problems, but a bear ain't one....not anymore.
This handsome old man has been given a clean bill of health. He's 17 years old, and no issues except a slightly elevated kidney value, which the vet doesn't consider significant. I'm relieved.
We love you, Moose. ❤️
We love you, Moose. ❤️
January 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This handsome old man has been given a clean bill of health. He's 17 years old, and no issues except a slightly elevated kidney value, which the vet doesn't consider significant. I'm relieved.
We love you, Moose. ❤️
We love you, Moose. ❤️
Tuxedo cat parade! Here's our sweet old man, Moose.
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Tuxedo cat parade! Here's our sweet old man, Moose.
Since somebody already posted Phèdre, I will go with Wednesday Addams. The Christina Ricci iteration, specifically.
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
"Wait."
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
"Wait."
January 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Since somebody already posted Phèdre, I will go with Wednesday Addams. The Christina Ricci iteration, specifically.
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
"Wait."
"Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
"Wait."
Please enjoy these pictures of Max, the clingiest little cat who ever clung.
January 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Please enjoy these pictures of Max, the clingiest little cat who ever clung.
Gomez, neither the fake plants nor the sprinkler hose are designed to support your weight. That's what your bamboo poles are for.
January 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gomez, neither the fake plants nor the sprinkler hose are designed to support your weight. That's what your bamboo poles are for.
It's because it's not Tuesday.
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's because it's not Tuesday.
Uh....is the owl threatening me?
December 3, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Uh....is the owl threatening me?
Every freaking time!
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Every freaking time!
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want to listen to my husband and his friends put nine inch nails through #VinceMcMahon's eyelids? Follow
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Want to listen to my husband and his friends put nine inch nails through #VinceMcMahon's eyelids? Follow
Rundownwresting.bsky.social!
November 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want to listen to my husband and his friends put nine inch nails through #VinceMcMahon's eyelids? Follow
Rundownwresting.bsky.social!
Want to listen to my husband and his friends put nine inch nails through #VinceMcMahon's eyelids? Follow
Rundownwresting.bsky.social!
One of the things I love about Holbien is how well done the faces are. This guy died over 500 years ago, but I swear I've seen men who look just like him walking down the street. You can totally picture him in a t-shirt and a Sox hat.
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
One of the things I love about Holbien is how well done the faces are. This guy died over 500 years ago, but I swear I've seen men who look just like him walking down the street. You can totally picture him in a t-shirt and a Sox hat.
The velvet sleeves in this portrait of Thomas More are insane. INSANE. They practically GLOW.
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
The velvet sleeves in this portrait of Thomas More are insane. INSANE. They practically GLOW.
The identity of this sitter is disputed, but may be Anne Boleyn. In my headcanon, this will always be what she looked like. Those EYES.
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
The identity of this sitter is disputed, but may be Anne Boleyn. In my headcanon, this will always be what she looked like. Those EYES.