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Joe
@suboccipital.bsky.social
Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals.

I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”
This is the most beautiful sight after spending the day cooking.

Happy Thanksgiving all.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When this game started I thought Vilma would be the worst sound coming out of the commentator booth. How wrong I was.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Growing up a Chicago kid I always watched The Bozo Show and wanted to be on the Grand Prize Game. In retrospect this face on my TV was terrifying.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Every time FTR encounters young fans while entering or exiting the ring.

#AEWWrestledream
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October 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Oh noooooo
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September 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s #AEWAllOut sickos. I’ll miss it in real time with you all but this one is going to be a real palooza.

-Okada pins Take. Ultimately this leads to Take beating Okada at the C2

-Hayter wins because I’d like her to, setting a rematch with Toni down the road

-Bucks redemption

-Hangman always

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September 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You’re saying these late 40s guys are juiced? Madness.
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Guess I’m getting my credit card out.
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No. Ketchup.
September 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
White Sox edition. Still disappointed in Mike Caruso not being the guy.
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal, best known for playing Billy Crystal’s son in City Slickers.
September 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
August 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My god. It’s…beautiful. From what this card was three weeks ago to now celebrates the depth of this roster, even with less talent from NJPW available.

Toni drops the belt because all I see for Athena otherwise is staying at ROH. She needs more eyeballs on her at AEW.

Enjoy this one sickos.

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August 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wrapping up summer in the greatest city in the world.
August 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I asked the manager if I threw him through a table if I would get the belt and be the owner of Guzman y Gomez. Sadly no.

I’ll have to settle for my kids being the tag champs here instead.

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August 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
August 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
XKCD really put your point in perspective for me.
August 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My sister in law sent this picture in a group chat and my phone almost burst into flames.
July 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean, come on y’all. What a backdrop for a show.

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July 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A kid’s birthday party may put me on delay so I don’t know if I’ll enjoy the party in real time. But thanks for sharing in wrestling fun, sickos.

Hangman’s gonna win.

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#AEWAllIn
July 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Nutrients acquired. Going to get a whiskey ready for #AEWDoN.

Ready to talk about it with all you sickos!
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today’s the day, sickos.
Heel heavy in my thoughts today but I think the inverse happens at Y’All In.
-Athena interferes setting up her and Mercedes
-MJF helps badly but HS still wins
-A cowboy has to main event in Texas
-The chatter on here after the show will be diabolical.
#AEWDoN
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May 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
May 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM