Chillary Clinton
@subliminalsegue.bsky.social
End ICE, by bill or by bullet
BREAKING NEWS: Starscream is NOT in the Epstein Files
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Starscream is NOT in the Epstein Files
So, my dog almost dies of a grand mal seizure last night and I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow? The fuck?
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
So, my dog almost dies of a grand mal seizure last night and I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow? The fuck?
MAGA: THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE CONSTITUTION
Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:
Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:
January 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
MAGA: THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE CONSTITUTION
Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:
Also those diaper baby retard fucks when the fucking piss drinking pedo President of the United States okays literal execution in the streets:
Bad Bunny should get up there at the Super Bowl, do a great set and then just end the last few minutes with silence. Can you imagine how Looney Tunes level pissed MAGA would be if their beloved pass time was interrupted for a few minutes by person of color by not saying anything
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Bad Bunny should get up there at the Super Bowl, do a great set and then just end the last few minutes with silence. Can you imagine how Looney Tunes level pissed MAGA would be if their beloved pass time was interrupted for a few minutes by person of color by not saying anything
I wonder what the first Dilbert comic written from hell will be like
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I wonder what the first Dilbert comic written from hell will be like
I don't need good vibes, I need ICE agents getting curb stomped on my FYP daily
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I don't need good vibes, I need ICE agents getting curb stomped on my FYP daily
Sorry, ma'am. It's a schlort
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Sorry, ma'am. It's a schlort
You ever accidently leave your phone at home and have to rawdog work?
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You ever accidently leave your phone at home and have to rawdog work?
Me on Tuesday at 5:30pm
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me on Tuesday at 5:30pm
Woody Allen was at the island? The island where they diddled kids? Woody Allen? The guy that married his daughter with a 35 year age gap? That Woody Allen? Get the fuck out of here
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Woody Allen was at the island? The island where they diddled kids? Woody Allen? The guy that married his daughter with a 35 year age gap? That Woody Allen? Get the fuck out of here
Tiktok can remove my comment but they can't remove Israel's blood soaked cock from their mouths.
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tiktok can remove my comment but they can't remove Israel's blood soaked cock from their mouths.
20 likes and I'll fart really loudly in this zoom meeting at work
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
20 likes and I'll fart really loudly in this zoom meeting at work
Men (and cool women) yearn for the nipple
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Men (and cool women) yearn for the nipple
We should put more billionaires in more subs, just streamline the process at this point
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We should put more billionaires in more subs, just streamline the process at this point
"Being nice is free!" Yeah, so is being a hater
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Being nice is free!" Yeah, so is being a hater
Gooch scooch
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Gooch scooch
You ever walk past people talking and accidentally gain NPC lore?
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You ever walk past people talking and accidentally gain NPC lore?
Damn, he really Doug Dimmadied
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Damn, he really Doug Dimmadied
Nobody:
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Nobody:
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Tiktok shop pages for some reason: oh my god, I'm sitting here watching Grey's Anatomy and farting blood, if only Goli made a gummy for my super diarrhea
Michael Dell and the sex doll that he brought to life using the Faustian bargain with Donald Trump want to give your kid AIDS. No wait, that's not right. It says here money, but it's clearly AIDS
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Michael Dell and the sex doll that he brought to life using the Faustian bargain with Donald Trump want to give your kid AIDS. No wait, that's not right. It says here money, but it's clearly AIDS
"Go big, or go home."
Me leaving work early: say no more
Me leaving work early: say no more
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Go big, or go home."
Me leaving work early: say no more
Me leaving work early: say no more
