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OFFICIAL and SANCTIONED Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back

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Escape your life my letting “Bob” crowd you out of it!

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ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!
August 2, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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MORE DRUGS AND FREE PILLS "Better Than The Bible" When you take the PILS" that "BOB" sends you, everything seems to fall right into place as if by magic Your Pink Human boss, date or teacher will be bound be bound instantly under your THRALL... every customer will buy your sales pitch ... every cop will look the other way. Like the Zombies for "Bob" say (over and over again, every day), "MORE THEM KIND PILS, 'BOB?" Like to smoke a little of what's in "BOB's" Pipe? Membership in the Church as an ordained SubGenius Minister makes you eligible to be on the waiting list for VAST SHIPMENTS of the LEGAL IMMORTALITY HERB, HABAFROPZIPULOPS for "FROP" for short) - the mind-inverting flower which grows only by moonlight on the graves and droppings of dead Tibelan holymen and fuliblood Yetis. 'FROP is not only safer than your cheap Conspiracy street drugs - - it's PERMANENT, TOO. No more "coming down!" No matter how much Frop you ingest, YOU CAN NEVER AGAIN GET LESS HIGH. Interested? "Your mind i
July 23, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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There’s no slack in denying “Bob” his trophies
July 23, 2023 at 11:43 AM
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