subenglish.bsky.social
@subenglish.bsky.social
So…workhouses. They’re building workhouses.
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So many toxins and the 5Gs.
September 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was thinking what I might do if press approached my child. I decided “nothing good” and then sent up a prayer for these poor people.
August 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is a horror show.
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He’d be so leaky!
August 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Bellefontaine Cemetery offers green burial. Just you in a plain box or shroud in the dirt. Doesn’t help with the money part, though.
June 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You’re my second friend with a thymesplosion.
May 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I was wondering whose fault it was. I haven’t touched my hose.
April 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I may catch a charge, but no executive order is gonna unbeat someone’s ass.
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Lord, grant me the confidence of the senior applicant getting baked before his interview. Please also preserve my current wisdom, which is sufficient unto my wants.
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I am very clear on the fact the one of me is already probably an excess of me.
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
He’s thinking he wants to clone me and fuck us both.
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes, you just want to chew in peace. Maybe talk about a tv show, you know?
March 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wake n’ bake for the lord?
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That part. All those laws about me not putting my hands on you are not going to help. I am okay going to jail when the circumstances demand it.
March 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am…so mad I didn’t think of this. And so grateful you shared it.
February 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Earth years?!
February 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
And those kids seem real, real susceptible to honey pots.
February 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Questions worthy of the answers I expect from this administration. Match made in heaven AND DatAzz.
January 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I guess sober people also want to fistfight their dads.
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He loves that woman every time he meets her—you know he doesn’t have object permanence.
January 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pugs are just happy to be there, tbh.
January 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gin in the morning?! Absolutely not.
January 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speaking as his partner, I can assure she is not.
December 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM