Dating apps are so fucking weird man. I just had someone, who had just messaged me the first time 8:20 this morning, get mad and block me because I was multitasking? On my phone? While messaging them? Like what the fuck? I got a notification from my doctor, and then a couple messages later was..

My new son, Frankenstein! He has been home for literally 4 days but already cemented his place in my arms and my heart. I love my sweet little Frankie.