Aaaaaaaaand we have a winner! subbub.org/results/?eve... Congratulations to David Mathews, Jeanette Lowe and Jordan Shearer! Commiserations to everyone else who took part - it was an exceptionally strong field.

So we're getting the podium ready and making sure all there's enough canapés and warm white wine, ready for the big announcement at 2PM GMT. Plenty of time to get your best outfit ironed.

*taps mic* one two... one two...