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@subaqvatic.bsky.social
He notado que había tensión y he venido a toda pastilla. 🫧 Enfermera doble P: pringada y pluriempleada.

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I got that boom boom 💥
Estoy tiesisimo en el sofá socorro
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Y tiene más razón que un santo
El presidente del Senado, molesto por el comportamiento de sus señorías: “Les importa tres pollas en vinagre” social.elpais.com/zj7t34
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
UNCONDITIONAAAAAAL
UNCONDITIONALLY
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Une vecine mie escuchando Bloody Mary 👀
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nena hay treh tipoh de toh
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ea, a tomar por culo
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Weno pos +3h hasta casa
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Menos mal que han puesto el aire en el puto tren que me estaba cociendo
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hijomiodemivida que cosa mas fea stop
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Katy Perry lo dio todo anoche en BCN❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
No les enseñé las nuevas garras!!
💜🪻👾🩶🪙🧞♑️🦄🦋
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Levantada desde las 6 de la mañana un domingo para ver a una señora cantar encima de una mariposa
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
… 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵…
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This man was fixed on "finding the gay gene"* for at least a decade so that...

*checks notes*

... Pregnant women could get a test and decide to abort if their baby had said gene.

Put a bunch of garlic over his de4d neck just in case
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Quien fuese calipo
Jonathan Bailey for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Jonathan Bailey for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Buenos días?
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Ay mi pobre la cara de Selena Gomez en la ultima temporada de Only Murders in the Building…
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lo duras que tengo las tetas después del gimnasio???
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Gays in Harry Potter Halloween costumes in the Year of Our Lord 2025
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM