i support pornography because porn is cool and normal but i will measure the success of my life by the number of people i manage to convince that a story containing serial depictions of pantily-clad boys 69ing can count as a "sci-fi epic"

in the swiftly approaching future where any dumbass can ape smash their keyboard and produce a video in ten seconds, taste will be more important than ever. taste will be the currency that rules the world

i could go for good food and a life changing amount of money right about now